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emanthony

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Virus you suck...you too Smartass phone

Apr 16, 2016
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I got sick three days after being here. Go me. So my Galaxy Grand Prime while I went to download something from the Google play store said I was out of memory. Get fucked. That's why I bought the blasted micro sd card. So I go through the process of moving all the phone's data to the sd card and delete everything off the phone. It was so kind and went the extra bloody mile and wiped my sd card too without asking me.

No. Optimus Prime was cool and could change from a truck into a robot. Smartass phone can only sometimes do what I want and cost me a few hundred dollars. So I will name you Shenanigans Prime. You suck but have no lips. You fuck with me but have no dick so...yeah. As you have no anatomy to speak of but you piss me off frequently but I cannot exactly get rid of you for another year and so many months . Bleah. At least shennanigans are an Irish passtime and there is google drive. On the other hand you never really know how the other phones will work for you until you are stuck with them. I think that fits.

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