emaline

I just received this in an email, and its pretty directly applicable to my life, oddly enough. and its kinda funny

As i've matured:
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

i also edited it a bit to get rid of some of the ones that don't apply as much..
i'm going to chicago today!!! i'm really super excited about it, hopefully the show won't be sold out, and if it is i'm sure we can find something else to do in the city of wind.
i'm really disappointed in me today. eh.

last night i had a dream that trains were somehow the secret pathway to hell you had to wait on the tracks laying down and pull this orange chord and then all of a sudden you were on this slide to the underworld... it was blue and red, sorta veiny. once i got to hell i was in this costume shop were any outfit i tried on, i would become the person who wore the outfit first, so i wore this vintage see through green thing, it was fun. then i woke up.

(i'm digging the skulls... plus i'm going to a hardcore show, so evil death destruction, woo!)