Well, my boss got fired a couple of weeks ago. And I loved it. I hated my boss so I loved her getting fired. I'm terrible, I know. But don't most people hate their bosses? Anyway in honor of her "passing" here's a list of some things I will never have to hear her say again.
Cool beans
Ohby Dohby (A play on okey dokey...See? You'd hate her too.)
Vanilla folders
Be more pacific.
What's this, boo? or What's this, boo-boo? (If she ever said MY boo then I'd really lose it.)
And then there are these, which are from my co-workers...Still employed with the company unfortunately.
Bull crappy wappy
I am reh t'go. (Translation: I am ready to go. This is heard daily. As is the next one.)
I know, right?
When it's really loud I have to tone out the baby.
What's goin' on, J?!?! (In a weird-trying-to-be-enthusiastic deep voice)
Aaaaannnnthonyyyyyyyyyyyyy, whatcha doin'? (In your best baby girl voice. Grrrrrr.)
The Wizards need to trade Kwame for Carlos Boozer. (Pronounced like soup du jour instead of like booze. Which could be correct for all I know but it's annoying nonetheless. Especially when I have the same conversation about the NBA with this dude every other day. He also says "Any games on tonight, J?" and "Check out any games, J?" every day. Yes, I did and I don't care to discuss them with you, thanks.)
The best next thing...
I'll have it taken care of...(By whom? Your staff? YOU will be taking care of it, ass. Why can't you say "I'll take care of it."? No one works FOR you.)
Our system's kind of corky.
For some apparent reason.
There's also an overhead cabinet door shaken every time someone sneezes or when one of those three belches or farts. Yes, they belch and fart. Out loud. At work. My boss was the main culprit with this so hopefully it will "tune" down so I don't have to try so hard to "tone" them out.
So, yeah, these are the people I work with or worked with. And they're the ones dealing with the public every day. I guess if the President can't speak English well then we shouldn't hold citizens accountable for their stupidity either. Or should we? Hmmm....
Cool beans
Ohby Dohby (A play on okey dokey...See? You'd hate her too.)
Vanilla folders
Be more pacific.
What's this, boo? or What's this, boo-boo? (If she ever said MY boo then I'd really lose it.)
And then there are these, which are from my co-workers...Still employed with the company unfortunately.
Bull crappy wappy
I am reh t'go. (Translation: I am ready to go. This is heard daily. As is the next one.)
I know, right?
When it's really loud I have to tone out the baby.
What's goin' on, J?!?! (In a weird-trying-to-be-enthusiastic deep voice)
Aaaaannnnthonyyyyyyyyyyyyy, whatcha doin'? (In your best baby girl voice. Grrrrrr.)
The Wizards need to trade Kwame for Carlos Boozer. (Pronounced like soup du jour instead of like booze. Which could be correct for all I know but it's annoying nonetheless. Especially when I have the same conversation about the NBA with this dude every other day. He also says "Any games on tonight, J?" and "Check out any games, J?" every day. Yes, I did and I don't care to discuss them with you, thanks.)
The best next thing...
I'll have it taken care of...(By whom? Your staff? YOU will be taking care of it, ass. Why can't you say "I'll take care of it."? No one works FOR you.)
Our system's kind of corky.
For some apparent reason.
There's also an overhead cabinet door shaken every time someone sneezes or when one of those three belches or farts. Yes, they belch and fart. Out loud. At work. My boss was the main culprit with this so hopefully it will "tune" down so I don't have to try so hard to "tone" them out.
So, yeah, these are the people I work with or worked with. And they're the ones dealing with the public every day. I guess if the President can't speak English well then we shouldn't hold citizens accountable for their stupidity either. Or should we? Hmmm....
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he does.
everyday.