Mmmm, sweet and SOW-ah. When you're in the mood for Chinese food and you actually get it, it's such a great experience.
My fortune: Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.
WTF? Like tonight? Tomorrow? Next year? This is so vague. It's like they're giving out fortunes to just anyone instead of specific fortunes directed solely at me, the holder of the cookie. I'm going to have to write them a letter and complain. Also I think it's insulting me because it says this on the back:
Learn Chinese - Fish Yu
Well, fish yu too, you piece of shit.
I have crushes on two members and for totally different reasons. Funny how my mind works. Or maybe it's not that funny. I don't know. Fish off.
My fortune: Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.
WTF? Like tonight? Tomorrow? Next year? This is so vague. It's like they're giving out fortunes to just anyone instead of specific fortunes directed solely at me, the holder of the cookie. I'm going to have to write them a letter and complain. Also I think it's insulting me because it says this on the back:
Learn Chinese - Fish Yu
Well, fish yu too, you piece of shit.
I have crushes on two members and for totally different reasons. Funny how my mind works. Or maybe it's not that funny. I don't know. Fish off.
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speechless...
truly money.
what does a girl say to such a clever post?
oh...wait...maybe: babies are not sandwiches?
eh.
not clever.
but important.