Tuesday Nov 16, 2004

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Mmmm, sweet and SOW-ah. When you're in the mood for Chinese food and you actually get it, it's such a great experience.

My fortune: Be prepared for a sudden, needed, and happy change in plans.

WTF? Like tonight? Tomorrow? Next year? This is so vague. It's like they're giving out fortunes to just anyone instead of specific fortunes directed solely at me, the holder of the cookie. I'm going to have to write them a letter and complain. Also I think it's insulting me because it says this on the back:

Learn Chinese - Fish Yu

Well, fish yu too, you piece of shit.

robot

I have crushes on two members and for totally different reasons. Funny how my mind works. Or maybe it's not that funny. I don't know. Fish off.
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beta:
oh man.
speechless...
truly money.
what does a girl say to such a clever post?

oh...wait...maybe: babies are not sandwiches?

eh.
not clever.
but important.
alohra:
Ooops. I commented last without having read your journal entry. Now I can say that this entry was amusing. Your last one was, too. Sorry that the ones prior to that just didn't ring my bell. Dude, sweet and sour pork is the best thing ever. Dead animal deep-fried and soaked in chemical sludge, de-lish. Ok, so it's really not the best thing ever, as that would have to be Gen. Tsao's Chicken, but it's a close second. I have to tell you that it's unwise to insult the fortune cookie gods. They are quick to anger and next time you might get an even vaguer fortune, or one that's not really a fortune at all. I hate the type that say things like, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", or other proverbs like that. Fish off, you fortune-cookie-god blasphemer.

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