heres a little Xmas story.
me an the ol lady are opening presents . i got alll kinds of cool shit. too much too list. i made a standing rib roast and a leek and bacon rosti for dinner. traditional Xmas style. we drink alot of budweiser and jameson. we watch run ronnie run and laugh our asses off. " i didnt even get my suck off!!!!!" then we decide to watch smokey and the bandit. the chick had never seen it. half way thru the movie i get the scare of a life time. she looks me dead in the eye , being completly serious and says " i didnt realize burt reynolds was so good looking" scary. big ol' burt reynolds dong.
dong. dong. dong.
2 days till my life is complete.danzig sings me misfits songs till i cream my jeans
me an the ol lady are opening presents . i got alll kinds of cool shit. too much too list. i made a standing rib roast and a leek and bacon rosti for dinner. traditional Xmas style. we drink alot of budweiser and jameson. we watch run ronnie run and laugh our asses off. " i didnt even get my suck off!!!!!" then we decide to watch smokey and the bandit. the chick had never seen it. half way thru the movie i get the scare of a life time. she looks me dead in the eye , being completly serious and says " i didnt realize burt reynolds was so good looking" scary. big ol' burt reynolds dong.
dong. dong. dong.
2 days till my life is complete.danzig sings me misfits songs till i cream my jeans
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junebug:
how was the misfits....tell me tell me you lucky fuckin dog
saida:
just a quick fuck you .. cuz you went to the show! 