elzig

i dont have any good stories so ill tell an old one. i was 16 and punk as fuck. some might say the punk rock king of st louis. me and about 5 people were driving in the car making trouble. the usual, macing people , running into stuff, and in general pissing peple off. big fat don was in the front seat of the car. he was throwing pretzles at people. he threw a pretzle at the car in front of us. the pretzle somehow went threw the sun roof of the car and landed in this girls nasty hair. she proceeded to freak the fuck out and run into the median. noone was hurt except for the front of nice car. aaaaaaahhhhh. the good ol days.

new danzig album rules all your asses.