elzig

so i missed my calling. i really think i should have been an elvis impersonator. i saw a few last night for elvis' b day. and guess what ...........they all fukin sucked. i could do a better job in my sleep. the best elvis impersonator is playing this saturday for my going away party. why does beer taste better when its free and women are so much more fun when the are dating your freinds. i really need to start packing. i just cant seem to get motivated. so here ya go kids. this one is for the king happy 69th ........."today i stumbled from my bed with thunder crashing in my head. my pillow still wet from last nights tears"