elzig

its always good to see old buddies and exs that come into town for xmas. well kinda. not really. i need a vacation. oh wait im moving in 2 weeks. friday night a girl was so desperate for my attention she said she would give me a blow job to hang out with me. hahahaha. to bad she looked like a train wreck. loser. im fukin amazing. the late great man in black" from the back dooor of your life youve swept me out, in the bread line of your dreams i lost my place, at the table of you love i got the brush off, ive been flush from bathroom of your heart" merry xmas fuckers, dont choke on the ham.