His stuff is intriuging but the hat makes me think he just likes showing off...
Truer words were never spoken. I plan to spend valentines day giving myself one cut for each lie i was stupid enough to believe and cleansing the poison from my system by rolling around in salt
Grrrrrr Marks and bloody Spencer! i despise it, i can feel the whole place being disapproving of me as i walk in. It's a temple of shite for the intellectually sub-normal middle class cock-wits with more facelifts than sense and people who aspire to be so.
I called in out of desperation on monday only for some shriveled old bat to wordlessly hand me her shopping basket to put away for her!!!!
As for Valentines day........
Oh yeah we survived!
last time I went there it was some sort of 60's night (though judging from the clientele I think it might actually have been over 60's night!)
As for the absinthe, phew! Yeah it's good stuff but I wasn't right til this morning. And there's still half the bottle left, it's grinning evilly at me every time I walk in the kitchen
(4) with a console controlling missiles, death rays, and a PA system to issue your evil demands and ultimatums?
IIRC in season 4 they go to war with the Klingons. Worf joins the crew and they get a experimental ship called the Defiant to play with. If you start there you won't be disappointed...
You claim Donalds give you the heebeegeebees, but at the same time maintain a massive Donald picture archive. C'mon now, come out of the Donald closet...
mmmm,Donald Rumsfeld, come on in, the waters lovely. Note that Skeletor has already had a go, so sloppy seconds only I'm afraid.
Yep it also allows you to go out and drink far too many fucking cocktails and eat pizza. It does not unfortunately help with the hangover. Must have forgot to include that in the contract. Damn it!
"Jesus ... more hobbly hoys ... they're all over the place like a nest of pigs"
Went to the ex fiancees party. Drank Stowford Press, sat with his family and watched his band play. Went and sat in the toilets to call the best friend to remind me why I'm not with the ex anymore. Left a drink and escaped to the bar next door... Read More
Death to warm drinks!
Why do they still do that in this country? you go into a pub (generally of a distinct type) and order a JD and Coke and you receive something which is about two inches tall, and the same temperature as blood! THIS IS NOT A DRINK! it's a waste of everybodies time!
"Everyone knows that if the female genitalia could speak it would sound exactly like Enya"
Top 5 things I have learnt today:
(1) My mother is an evil witch
I have had many points in my life where I have disliked my family greatly for being a bunch of assholes, but today my mother crossed a line. If we never speak again that will be... Read More
"Seems? Well this seems to be a waste of my time.
That's nine hundred nicker in any shop that you're lucky enough to find one in, and you're complaining about two hundred?
What school of finance did you study?
It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century .... in fact fuck it Nick I think I'll keep it"
Asda attempted to charge an ex flatmate 96 for a loaf of bread. Apparently they print a label for the batch of loafs i.e. 100 X 0.96p... makes you wonder...
I spent 35 on 7 DVDs. Comparitive bargain.
I once dressed in an intergalactic costume. It split. Thsoe white polytech suits aren't to strong to dance in. The flourescent yellow tape held it all together though.
Pixies 'Where is My Mind' and Violent Femmes "Blister in the Sun" were the songs we always used to request in the Dungeon back in Southampton.
Great Alan P quote. I'm thinking of the Cow carcass being dropped from the bridge now.
It is a sack that clips around your waist like a belt. The sack part is usually only about your rump. The rump is also the fanny or your ass. It is a ass sack.
SLAP IT
From my recollection I spent about;
♥ 7 months of it depressed and not getting any help
♥ 3 months of it actively suicidal
♥ The last 2 months... Read More
It's the first New Years Eve that I haven't worked in as long as I can remember and tonight I will be doing sweet FA
I can't be doing with the hassle. Everyone seems to have gone a bit mental since I announced that I'm moving. The way they're going on and on you'd think I was dying.... Read More
What is felching? I have my own idea but I can never be sure exactly what the act of felchery entails.
You are constantly sick. What's up with that?
I too saw charlie and the fudge factory and found it wonderful. The grandpa is my hero, I played him in a live performance once.
ME ME ME
That's a terrible soap line! Eastenders has been scraping the ground beneath the scratched out barrel recently though.
I really liked the new CatCF, with Tim Burton and Johnny Depps work... lots of people didn't. OK, they changed the story a lot, but I thought it was a great film.
New Steve Coagan film? I think I missed something? What, when??
Truer words were never spoken. I plan to spend valentines day giving myself one cut for each lie i was stupid enough to believe and cleansing the poison from my system by rolling around in salt
I called in out of desperation on monday only for some shriveled old bat to wordlessly hand me her shopping basket to put away for her!!!!
As for Valentines day........