elysia

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"

- Fight Club


Well then.

As is the tradition, I dug out my annual end-of-the-year-quiz and began filling it out. It was neither amusing or interesting, and to be fair, this is hardly suprising.
2008 will always be committed to memory as the year that I for both filed for bankruptcy and witnessed my child blue, lifeless and not breathing. Hardly cause for celebration, and certainly neither quiz nor journal worthy.

So, instead I think that 2008 should be summed up as follows;



Hey man... I just want some muesli.



Things to note;

♥ Four disc Batman Begins/Dark Knight box set = WIN
♥ I have found the key to all night essay related fuel via a shiny new Bialetti Espresso Maker . It's studenting on a whole new level.
♥ Two year old logic is great Mini E assures me that the moon only comes out at night because it is busy shopping during the day.
♥ House season five awesomely brilliant and about cocking time. It feels like I was waiting FOREVER <impatient>
♥ I am addicted to Lego Batman. I fear that if I were to purchase any of the other titles in the Lego series I might have to stop sleeping altogether.
♥ The new couple living upstairs appear to be some sort of sex fiends. Having the displeasure of hearing them at it every evening is what living in a brothel must be like. Another couple of months of ringside audio and I might just have to wander upstairs, knock on their door (mid show they might think that it's someone coming round with choc ices), barge into their apartment and snap off his erect manhood and proceed to stab them both to death with it. If there are any issues with flaccidity I shall have to resort to giving them both a good flogging.


On that note, have some obligatory photos of my spawn & the devil cat;

It is likely that I will be frequenting these parts even less over the next six months or so (if that is in fact possible). I have a fuck load of work to do, and then there's the small matter of relocating ready for University, and all that entails.

I've had offers from four Universities to date, and am still waiting to hear from the last. If, by some stretch of the imagination I manage to get the required grades, I already know where I will be heading.....

Here's to the new year.


"Now... a question of etiquette - as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch?"