elysia

"Who brings spankables out to the desert?"


I will attempt this week to buy a battery for my digital camera. I need to update my very out of date profile picture. For my own sanity of course. It would be that I'm vain but when you've hit the point where you can no longer see your feet you start to avoid mirrors!


Top three as there just isn't time for five today;

(1) Watching the impregnator in Police Academy 4
At some point or another I've made associations between the people that I know and characters from films or TV. This one however is pure genius. Ladies and Gentlemen meet the impregnator ...


It's scary how similar they are. It's also hilarious that when my child wants to know about his/her father I can go rent out the Police Academy films to clue them up. Oh the shame ...

(2) I want me one of these ...
All hail the return of Top Gear. It's now a certainty that the Koenigsegg CCX will be on the top of my Xmas list. It's pant wettingly exciting and just fucking LOOK AT IT ...


All donations to the cause are welcome, i'm just not sure if I'll fit the baby seat in it ...

(3) Kiefer Sutherland on Jonathan Ross
Yes I missed his documentary on Sky One and sincerely hope that someone I know taped it. Watching him dive into a Xmas tree is more satisfying than porn. He can dive into my festive bush anyday ...


It also gives me an excuse to use that picture again ... yum.


Has anyone seen confetti yet? Is it as disappointing as Tristram Shandy was?

"Do you like me sex wise?"