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Monday Apr 10, 2006

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"He got the lab assistant pregnant and he never sees the kid"

Weeeeee I'm back with much gratitude to the wonderful person who saved me from my grey lonely non SG hell ... you know who you are kiss

I have three words for you; REDUCED SUGAR FROSTIES. What a wonderful world we live in. MY house is very much now contained within an array of cardboard boxes and I now have to sit and wait for the paperwork to come through. Booooring.


Top five reasons why I love Rod Hull;

(1) Emu was obviously a pervert
One of Emu's favourite places to attack was the crotch. Let's not forget children that as funny as this may be the birds head has still giot Rod Hulls hand in it. What an ingenious way to perve on someone without being caught?! I may try making my own Emu out of some sticky back plastic, an old washing up liquid bottle and some pigeon feathers and go out for a bit of crotch grabbing this evening all in the name of good old family entertainment.

(2) Emu once attacked the Queen
There just aren't enough celebrities that attack the Queen really are there? I think the naughtiest thing I can remember anyone doing is Geri Halliwell pinching Prince Charles ass. Not quite the same as having a fake bird actually lunge at the Queen and causing a panic amongst her body guards. I bet old Liz is well up for a bit of hilarious violence. Emus only attack to rival that of the Queen was the day he attacked Richard Pryor just after his 'burns' incident. Having a plastic bird on your arm is the only way that it's socially acceptably to attack a burns victim who's just undergone facial skin grafting. Something to keep in mind ...

(3) Rod Hull just "looks" like a paedo
We've already established that he liked to grab other mens crotches in a comedy big bird stuck in the closet fashion but what about the hair? The eyes? The fact that he walked around with a big bird ready to lure children in? I think the fact that he looks like a paedo but actually isn't is a thing. It maked a nice change.

(4) Rod Hull loved David Hasselhoff*
During 1995 the Hoff saved a drowning child and then helped to rescue a car crash victim though these events are not valid reasons to worship the Hoff. In 2002 the Hoff checked into the Betty Ford Clinic for alcohol problems. LEGEND. That and he shares his dubbing voice in Germany with Kermit the Frog. These are all reasons why Rod Hull loved David Hasselhoff and why you should love him too.

(5) Extra points awarded for hilarious death
He was trying to watch a football game at home but the reception was terrible. He climbed up on his roof to adjust the antenna, slipped and fell to his death. He was 63 years old and one of the English newspapers noted that he was survived by a 19-year-old son and a rubber bird.

Rest in Peace Rod Hull











*this is mere speculation based on nothing in particular.
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
tripster:
Hello. Big Momma biggrin

Died falling off a roof.That man was comedy through to the bone.Even his way of death made people smile.

Laters.
Apr 12, 2006
agata:
ahhh, rod hull...

*sigh*

Apr 18, 2006

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