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Monday Apr 03, 2006

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"What the fuck ... but in a good way"

Oh how I've missed you ...

Having avoided t'internet for a week for fear of depressing myself over lack of SG I dare to log on today and aha ... I'm still here. I can assure you that SG will give up on trying to process my payment soon and boot me out.


The top five I hadn't even thought out (these things need some mental preparation you know)

(1) The first scan
Wow. I recommend you all get pregnant immediately so that you can experience seeing your own tiny (67mm) child growing inside you. It's a strange yet very beautiful sight. I'm delighted to say that all is well, and my little one even managed to put his/her hand over his/her head as if to wave for the technician. That'll be the exhibitionist genetics then ...

(2) The house offer
I have just five minutes ago gotten a very decent offer for the house which I think it's safe to say I'll accept. Having only had three weeks of viewings I'm well chuffed. Thank fuckety doo. Do the happy dance, do the happy dance.

(3) The Channel 4 documentary advert
This must have happened to some of you. So, you're sat watching some channel 4 and it gets to an ad break. There's the usual shitty adverts and then one featuring a kid at a bus stop trying to ask someone what time it is. He has a bad stammer yet both the person he's asking and the friend he has with him are straight faced. It's at this point I get really excited that channel 4 have a new sketch show coming. I enjoyed spoons so it's about time. But no. It's an advert for a documentary about speech impediments and I'm doomed to burn in the fiery pits of hell. Somehow that makes it all the more hilarious.

(4) Kiefer Sutherland
I didn't think it'd be possible to have anymore of an appreciation for Kiefer than I have from discovering 24. In a recent interview he was talking about how much he hates Xmas and last year climbed up a huge Xmas tree in a hotel lobby in protest. I did the self same thing in Nottingham Market Square 5 years ago. He really is my hero. Behind Partridge of course.

(5) Deciding to stay in Nottingham
Having been accepted to the University of Central Lancashire in Preston starting September and inevitably being unable to go I've decided to stay put for the time being. I'm moving over to a nicer area of the city and renting with my little sis which should be fun. Buckaroo.


A tip for any of you who think that Black Books was all about Bill Bailey ... Dylan Morans Monster show is on Channel 4 late Friday night (I think it's Friday) and well worth a watch.
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
marky:
the clerks cartoon is on tv????

well i own it on dvd, it is funny...

as for clicking the spoilers... it won't mean anything to you, as you have no idea what is going on in season 5... and season 4 for that matter.. wink
Apr 4, 2006
hermes:
Apparently (well, according to fpkk) the game is supposed to fill the gap between seasons 2 and 3 to explain what happened to President Palmer *shrugs* wink
Apr 4, 2006

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