"I can find my own fucking job thank you"
The funniest line from the trailer for Season 4 of 24.
Where the fuck is the snow huh?
Top five annoying things from today mother fuckers
(1) Being turned down for a job due to being pregnant
Yes, technically this is illegal. I did however decide to be straight with them from the offset and see what happened. It was the perfect job at the best bar/live music venue in town (Bar Seven/Junktion Seven) which I would have loved and could have done standing on my head. Fuckwits. Fucking ass raping goat cheese herding turtle licking lepers with shit for brains. To say that I am currently fucked off is an understatement. They didn't employ me because they didn't want to change their policies despite the fact that the manager has only just had two babies in a row and still worked the bar and the fact that what they've just done is completely illegal. Arse wanking tit biscuit kiddie porn train spotting twat features. Elysia is NOT happy.
(2) Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
I'm still annoyed by the above. Tit wanking fucking arse bandits. Unflexible law breaking fuckwit mother fuckers arse cunt tit biscuit know cheese jerk face bum hole appreciating traffic cone fellating meerkat stealing arseholes.
(3) The ex fiancee
Cock face twat. It is becoming more and more apparent that I am likely to end up as a single mother due to the simple fact that he's a grade A monkey tosser. Luckily his genetics mean that my child has a chance to be a published poet, a great lyricist and musical genius and a great artist. It unfortunately doesn't change the fact that it's father is a fuckface piece of shit none appreciating self centred stupid childish wanker.
(4) I think I need a cigarette
Oh how I miss smoking ....
(5) Aaaaaaaaaargh
I am in such a bad mood now that it is UNREAL. This is mostly due to the realisation that I am now being treated differently by EVERYONE in every situation. Yes I'm pregnant but no I haven't changed. I haven't heard from my best mates since my birthday as they've apparentely stopped inviting me out for beers as I can't drink (men are arseholes aren't they). I'm still me and why the fuck are so many people unable to see that??? Being pregnant is not affecting my ability to go to the pub and gross everyone out and take the piss out of them, I just won't be drinking then trying to climb buildings. It hasn't affected my ability to work I just won't be throwing barrels around the cellar. What the fuck is wrong with people? Arse cunt turkey stuffing cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
In other news ... all you SGUKers get your arse onto the voting thread for the next meet and pick Nottingham. You know you wanna come see me and my miracle "never had the sex me honest officer" conception.
I can promise you Robin Hood (unless you're from Yorkshire and you fuckers are wrong. WRONG I say), churches that are actually pubs and some excellent live music. And me of course. Need I say more? I do ... well fuck ya then.
"Well butter my arse"
The funniest line from the trailer for Season 4 of 24.
Where the fuck is the snow huh?
Top five annoying things from today mother fuckers
(1) Being turned down for a job due to being pregnant
Yes, technically this is illegal. I did however decide to be straight with them from the offset and see what happened. It was the perfect job at the best bar/live music venue in town (Bar Seven/Junktion Seven) which I would have loved and could have done standing on my head. Fuckwits. Fucking ass raping goat cheese herding turtle licking lepers with shit for brains. To say that I am currently fucked off is an understatement. They didn't employ me because they didn't want to change their policies despite the fact that the manager has only just had two babies in a row and still worked the bar and the fact that what they've just done is completely illegal. Arse wanking tit biscuit kiddie porn train spotting twat features. Elysia is NOT happy.
(2) Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
I'm still annoyed by the above. Tit wanking fucking arse bandits. Unflexible law breaking fuckwit mother fuckers arse cunt tit biscuit know cheese jerk face bum hole appreciating traffic cone fellating meerkat stealing arseholes.
(3) The ex fiancee
Cock face twat. It is becoming more and more apparent that I am likely to end up as a single mother due to the simple fact that he's a grade A monkey tosser. Luckily his genetics mean that my child has a chance to be a published poet, a great lyricist and musical genius and a great artist. It unfortunately doesn't change the fact that it's father is a fuckface piece of shit none appreciating self centred stupid childish wanker.
(4) I think I need a cigarette
Oh how I miss smoking ....
(5) Aaaaaaaaaargh
I am in such a bad mood now that it is UNREAL. This is mostly due to the realisation that I am now being treated differently by EVERYONE in every situation. Yes I'm pregnant but no I haven't changed. I haven't heard from my best mates since my birthday as they've apparentely stopped inviting me out for beers as I can't drink (men are arseholes aren't they). I'm still me and why the fuck are so many people unable to see that??? Being pregnant is not affecting my ability to go to the pub and gross everyone out and take the piss out of them, I just won't be drinking then trying to climb buildings. It hasn't affected my ability to work I just won't be throwing barrels around the cellar. What the fuck is wrong with people? Arse cunt turkey stuffing cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
In other news ... all you SGUKers get your arse onto the voting thread for the next meet and pick Nottingham. You know you wanna come see me and my miracle "never had the sex me honest officer" conception.
I can promise you Robin Hood (unless you're from Yorkshire and you fuckers are wrong. WRONG I say), churches that are actually pubs and some excellent live music. And me of course. Need I say more? I do ... well fuck ya then.
"Well butter my arse"
VIEW 25 of 29 COMMENTS
celery:
Some things change others stay the same. You are still trash talking all men except the divine Jack Bower. I cant criticize you on that, if all men women and children were like Bower the world would be full of love and moments of excitement and pain. I started watching 24 this season. It is my first, my favorite character is Aaron, I hope he screws the first lady. They are getting awfully silly.
ruby_slipups:
grr fuckin wankers!! that is totally illegal, the only thing in a bar that u cant do when ur pregnant is lift stuff and of course drink, grr and ur ex really sounds like a doll too, god u really are havin great luck aintcha?? 