So, I managed to miss the Leeds meet much to my disappointment. I did however get the chance to be interrogated by my dad about my life choices. Awesome. I did manage to win him round with my charm, and he's decided he'll buy me a cot so it's all good.
I think I'm in love with my postman after he delivered Season Three of 24 to my door as a late birthday present (not from him obviously). MUST SEE SEASON FOUR IMMEDIATELY.
Top five random points for a Monday morning
(1) Pregnancy is an excellent way to gross people out
A perfect example of this has to have been over dinner with my dad and step-mum. My dad asked if I'd still be going to their wedding and still be OK to be best man. Admittedly I doubt that I'll be in a dress at their wedding as it's 2 weeks after my due date, but I'll still be there. Of course I didn't say that. In response I merely stated that I'd be fine to be there as long as he didn't mind me standing at the front of the church breastfeeding. I've never seen anyone want to curl up and die more. Excellent.
(2) My fun bags are no longer fun
Oh yes, apparentely my breasts serve some kind of practical purpose so are rapidly expanding by the day. Somebody please make them stop, they're beginning to scare me. I had a nightmare that I looked like (now deceased boob champion) Lolo the other night. Terrifying. Oh how I will never have sex again.
(3) The 3rd Season of 24
Oh yes,it opened with Jack Bauer in a suit. There should have been some sort of health warning. I'm pretty sure that my heart stopped for a moment.
I'malso pleased to announce that I now have the CTU ringtone. How special do I feel now?
(4) Terrible television... why can't I stop?
BBC1 is evil. The new programme hosted by Tess and Vernon featuring celebrities duetting with famous singers is wrong. They're so very terrible that I just can't help but watch it. GMTV presenter Penny Smith is so very very terrible at singing that I feel compelled to tune in and watch her make a total fucking twat of herself. She's so bad that the dog leaves the room when she appears on stage. See what having no internet is doing to me?
(5) Library internet sucks ass
I have a keyboard without a fully functional space bar which is driving me insane. I'm surrounded by morons who obviously have no idea how to use a computer and everytime I log onto SG I feel like a dirty pervert. What the fuck is that about? The people in here are a bunch of scary degenerates who probably enjoy looking at animal porn and spotting trains in their spare time. They obviously don't have jobs or they wouldn't be in here at this time on a Monday morning. *ahem* I'll no doubt see them at the job centre later dribbling on themselves and asking how to spell their own names. Oh how I love Nottingham and it's inbred fuckwit locals.
It's only a matter of weeks now til The Mighty Boosh ... bring it on!
"There is no evidence to support it but it IS scientific fact"
Last time I was in that library a kid smacked me round the head with a newspaper.