"This is how it's going to work ... you have to either fire me or get out of my chair"
That's not quite the quote but I'm fucked if I can remember it word for word.
Bad news kids; due to impending move and the joy of 12mth contracts I am now internet-less. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with my time now late at night. I still have yet to find a computer on which I can access SG. Dammit. With any luck it shall only be temporary as someone must want to buy my house soon. Please!
Having been upset by stupid boy last week I spent the next day or so watching the second season of 24 and it was fucking awesome. I just can't get over how good it is. But the ending .... how could it end like that? I now have to wait a few days before I can get my hands on Season 3. Cannot wait.
Top five things from Season 2 of 24
(1) I still want to be Jack Bauer
In fact it would be the only way that I would ever agree to give up my breasts. I want to be able to fly planes, be awesome at hand to hand combat, use loads of guns and gadgets. I want the president of the United States of America to make decisions solely based on a hunch that I may have. I want to run up the metal stairs to the directors office and make that sound it makes, and have my phone do the CTU ringtone. I want to be a rogue agent. End of.
(2) If I can't be Jack Bauer I'll settle for a threesome with Bauer and Almeida
To be fair, neither of them have very good taste in women. Nina Myers was obviously a nasty whore and not in a good nipple biting way. Teri Bauer looked like a man and probably hated nookie, and Miss *I have hair like pubes* Michelle is a munter. Jack Bauer hardly ever smiles and is probably into nasty sex (he is after all a killing machine) and Tony Almeida needs a smile putting on his face. I am now waiting for a call from Ryan Chappelle asking me to cheer up the men of CTU. Awesome.
(3) I want a CTU SUV
Not only does it contain lots of awesome gadgets, it looks mean and is probably bullet proof. I wouldn't be suprised if it could fly. It's obviously not practical in the slightest. You couldn't, for example, take it to the supermarket and put your shopping in the back as you'd block access to your pull out tray of weapons. Fuck any other mod cons that a car can offer. I want to be able to get out of the car, open the boot, push a button and have a drawer of different semi automatic weapons and pistols pop out.
(4) I still hate Sherie Palmer
... who realistically shouldn't be called Mrs Palmer as they're divorced. Umm hello? As I said when I sat and watched Season 1, the woman needs a good fucking slap. Next time she gets stabbed I want a bigger weapon, more than one lunge, and some nasty twisting motion. Preferably with a really horrific spiked weapon. I have to physically stop myself from booing every time she appears on screen. I just hate her. Stupid political wannabe bint.
(5) How sad was Season 2?
As I've said before, there is no reason to get upset about Jack Bauers apparentely impending death. I know for a fact that he lives because he's in the next series. Season 2 however was really sad in a lot of places and had me in tears a lot. I'm such a girl!
Anyways, have now managed to get onto the computer at the library for a measly 15 minutes so don't have time to reply to everyone. I now need to find somewhere in Nottingham to satisfy my SG obsession. Poo brains.
That's not quite the quote but I'm fucked if I can remember it word for word.
Bad news kids; due to impending move and the joy of 12mth contracts I am now internet-less. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with my time now late at night. I still have yet to find a computer on which I can access SG. Dammit. With any luck it shall only be temporary as someone must want to buy my house soon. Please!
Having been upset by stupid boy last week I spent the next day or so watching the second season of 24 and it was fucking awesome. I just can't get over how good it is. But the ending .... how could it end like that? I now have to wait a few days before I can get my hands on Season 3. Cannot wait.
Top five things from Season 2 of 24
(1) I still want to be Jack Bauer
In fact it would be the only way that I would ever agree to give up my breasts. I want to be able to fly planes, be awesome at hand to hand combat, use loads of guns and gadgets. I want the president of the United States of America to make decisions solely based on a hunch that I may have. I want to run up the metal stairs to the directors office and make that sound it makes, and have my phone do the CTU ringtone. I want to be a rogue agent. End of.
(2) If I can't be Jack Bauer I'll settle for a threesome with Bauer and Almeida
To be fair, neither of them have very good taste in women. Nina Myers was obviously a nasty whore and not in a good nipple biting way. Teri Bauer looked like a man and probably hated nookie, and Miss *I have hair like pubes* Michelle is a munter. Jack Bauer hardly ever smiles and is probably into nasty sex (he is after all a killing machine) and Tony Almeida needs a smile putting on his face. I am now waiting for a call from Ryan Chappelle asking me to cheer up the men of CTU. Awesome.
(3) I want a CTU SUV
Not only does it contain lots of awesome gadgets, it looks mean and is probably bullet proof. I wouldn't be suprised if it could fly. It's obviously not practical in the slightest. You couldn't, for example, take it to the supermarket and put your shopping in the back as you'd block access to your pull out tray of weapons. Fuck any other mod cons that a car can offer. I want to be able to get out of the car, open the boot, push a button and have a drawer of different semi automatic weapons and pistols pop out.
(4) I still hate Sherie Palmer
... who realistically shouldn't be called Mrs Palmer as they're divorced. Umm hello? As I said when I sat and watched Season 1, the woman needs a good fucking slap. Next time she gets stabbed I want a bigger weapon, more than one lunge, and some nasty twisting motion. Preferably with a really horrific spiked weapon. I have to physically stop myself from booing every time she appears on screen. I just hate her. Stupid political wannabe bint.
(5) How sad was Season 2?
As I've said before, there is no reason to get upset about Jack Bauers apparentely impending death. I know for a fact that he lives because he's in the next series. Season 2 however was really sad in a lot of places and had me in tears a lot. I'm such a girl!
Anyways, have now managed to get onto the computer at the library for a measly 15 minutes so don't have time to reply to everyone. I now need to find somewhere in Nottingham to satisfy my SG obsession. Poo brains.
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Season three has the greatest moment in television history... it's official. So get watching before it's ruined.
Also in TV land, a freakish turn of events has meant that Ian McShane is now a challenger to Mr Bauers coolest dude on the box title. I'm not kidding you Lovejoy himself has reinvented his amiable persona into the dirtiest cocksucker on HBO. The guy says cunt more times than a sex offender with tourettes. Whilst pissing in a bed pan. And all before breakfast.
My new god.
Happy birthday by the way.
[Edited on Feb 19, 2006 5:39AM]