ELYSIA IS OFFICIALLY ON HOLIDAY AS FROM NOW
I have no time for a proper update ... need to be on a train in the next hour or so and still seem to have a billon things to do.
A few things before I go ...
(1) Wolf Creek
Stew you get 9/10. This film was nowhere near as good or frightening as I expected. In fact I almost fell asleep in the middle as I was so bored. It just wasn't scary. No problems sleeping at all.
(2) A Cock and Bull Story
Bit random, quite funny. One of those films that you'll probably find a shit load funnier the second time round.
(3) The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
celery ... I quite enjoyed this film. It is rather stupid but there were some funny jokes about the British so it's gotta be good.
(4) Boy racers
The idea is that if you're a boy (or girl) racer you cruise around in your car with the windows down, playing some tunes, probably with a few hoes sat in the back, with no-one wearing seatbelts. I saw an interesting take on this idea earlier as a car was cruising down Carlton Road, bass turned up, listening to Sail Away by Enya *It's all right I'm not Enya*
Somehow just didn't work. Can't imagine many drive buys happening in that car. The driver may stop occasionally, step out and wave a very expensive golf club menacingly at you but I think that's probably it.
(5) I have really got to go
No honestly!
I will no doubt be on here at some point during the week as I'll need to check my email. Be good kids ... see you at the end of the month!
I have no time for a proper update ... need to be on a train in the next hour or so and still seem to have a billon things to do.
A few things before I go ...
(1) Wolf Creek
Stew you get 9/10. This film was nowhere near as good or frightening as I expected. In fact I almost fell asleep in the middle as I was so bored. It just wasn't scary. No problems sleeping at all.
(2) A Cock and Bull Story
Bit random, quite funny. One of those films that you'll probably find a shit load funnier the second time round.
(3) The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy
celery ... I quite enjoyed this film. It is rather stupid but there were some funny jokes about the British so it's gotta be good.
(4) Boy racers
The idea is that if you're a boy (or girl) racer you cruise around in your car with the windows down, playing some tunes, probably with a few hoes sat in the back, with no-one wearing seatbelts. I saw an interesting take on this idea earlier as a car was cruising down Carlton Road, bass turned up, listening to Sail Away by Enya *It's all right I'm not Enya*
Somehow just didn't work. Can't imagine many drive buys happening in that car. The driver may stop occasionally, step out and wave a very expensive golf club menacingly at you but I think that's probably it.
(5) I have really got to go
No honestly!
I will no doubt be on here at some point during the week as I'll need to check my email. Be good kids ... see you at the end of the month!
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classy.
I heard that rumour, about how women don't poo...
my ex-friend Jacqui (and by ex-friend I mean, ex-recipient of cunnilingus), used to say that women are not allowed to poo, or indeed fart, if there is someone in the neighbouring stall... I know how they feel... You wanna try pissing standing next to someone with a bigger dick...
PS - there is no such thing as a girlracer
PPS - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is allowed to exist because of the woman who plays Trillion whose name I can't remember, and but only because of.
Zooey Deschanel.
See.
Nothing gets past me.