"Jesus ... more hobbly hoys ... they're all over the place like a nest of pigs"
Went to the ex fiancees party. Drank Stowford Press, sat with his family and watched his band play. Went and sat in the toilets to call the best friend to remind me why I'm not with the ex anymore. Left a drink and escaped to the bar next door for chat with random strangers and consolidatory Jack Daniels.
All going well .... until I ended up meeting him later on and going back to his. Jiz monkey arse cock tit burger anally retentive badger scum fucker turkey fellator.
This now poses many many problems. I'm happily single. I bought a "Vegan cooking for one" book last week. That's how fucking single I am. He now assumes we're back together to get married and have babies. Cock goat.
Top five things I want to make happen this week;
(1) Watch the first series of 24 in real time
Thanks to the wonder of insomnia I tend to be awake for days at a time so this shouldn't be too difficult. I may start at midnight tonight. I just need to factor in breaks for food and the such like. I would be proud to achieve this in a geek-ish kinda way.
(2) Sort out the situation with the ex
Wank wank wank wank arse tit wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank. I hate those type of conversations. What am I supposed to say? "I do love you, and I did miss you but at the end of the day you are a cunt and you treat me like shit. I have now come to realise this and know that I am far better off on my own"
It's the truth so I may go with it. Damn me for being weak enough in the first place to have been romanced by his new song lyrics and the such like. I can never tell my friends. They'd fucking kill me for being such a dick.
(3) Upset some emo kids
I have a friend that is a DJ in a club that is a bit of an emo hangout. I am hoping to challenge her to an experiment. I'm intruiged as to what the reaction of the emo crowd would be if you were to play Aerosmiths 'Dude looks like a lady'. The sheer irony of it would be most amusing.
(4) Play Playstation until my fingers bleed
This will ensure that I'm not out spending money, getting myself into trouble or drinking. I MUST NOT buy any more DVDs this week. I'm also very very tempted to start working down my list of 'new piercings I want' this week. I should however wait until after I've had my blood tests as they'll be a bitch to heal if I'm ill. Maybe I can combine the stay at home/save money and piercing factors and do them myself?? Ahem, maybe not!
(5) Clear out the garage
Boooooring. Just thinking about having to clear out the garage makes me want to pull off my own ears for fun. It is however a good place to start as the process of packing and moving continues. Pah. I need boxes. Big big big assed boxes.
I managed a full 9 days not drinking. For someone who used to run a pub and therefore spend a large percentage of time drinking ... this is pretty good.
This weeks comedy DVD fun is being provided by Monkey dust
"I have to go along with all this reclusive genuis stuff ... she's going to be very upset when she finds out that i'm a reclusive wanker"
Went to the ex fiancees party. Drank Stowford Press, sat with his family and watched his band play. Went and sat in the toilets to call the best friend to remind me why I'm not with the ex anymore. Left a drink and escaped to the bar next door for chat with random strangers and consolidatory Jack Daniels.
All going well .... until I ended up meeting him later on and going back to his. Jiz monkey arse cock tit burger anally retentive badger scum fucker turkey fellator.
This now poses many many problems. I'm happily single. I bought a "Vegan cooking for one" book last week. That's how fucking single I am. He now assumes we're back together to get married and have babies. Cock goat.
Top five things I want to make happen this week;
(1) Watch the first series of 24 in real time
Thanks to the wonder of insomnia I tend to be awake for days at a time so this shouldn't be too difficult. I may start at midnight tonight. I just need to factor in breaks for food and the such like. I would be proud to achieve this in a geek-ish kinda way.
(2) Sort out the situation with the ex
Wank wank wank wank arse tit wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank. I hate those type of conversations. What am I supposed to say? "I do love you, and I did miss you but at the end of the day you are a cunt and you treat me like shit. I have now come to realise this and know that I am far better off on my own"
It's the truth so I may go with it. Damn me for being weak enough in the first place to have been romanced by his new song lyrics and the such like. I can never tell my friends. They'd fucking kill me for being such a dick.
(3) Upset some emo kids
I have a friend that is a DJ in a club that is a bit of an emo hangout. I am hoping to challenge her to an experiment. I'm intruiged as to what the reaction of the emo crowd would be if you were to play Aerosmiths 'Dude looks like a lady'. The sheer irony of it would be most amusing.
(4) Play Playstation until my fingers bleed
This will ensure that I'm not out spending money, getting myself into trouble or drinking. I MUST NOT buy any more DVDs this week. I'm also very very tempted to start working down my list of 'new piercings I want' this week. I should however wait until after I've had my blood tests as they'll be a bitch to heal if I'm ill. Maybe I can combine the stay at home/save money and piercing factors and do them myself?? Ahem, maybe not!
(5) Clear out the garage
Boooooring. Just thinking about having to clear out the garage makes me want to pull off my own ears for fun. It is however a good place to start as the process of packing and moving continues. Pah. I need boxes. Big big big assed boxes.
I managed a full 9 days not drinking. For someone who used to run a pub and therefore spend a large percentage of time drinking ... this is pretty good.
This weeks comedy DVD fun is being provided by Monkey dust
"I have to go along with all this reclusive genuis stuff ... she's going to be very upset when she finds out that i'm a reclusive wanker"
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dont hold your breath
Why do they still do that in this country? you go into a pub (generally of a distinct type) and order a JD and Coke and you receive something which is about two inches tall, and the same temperature as blood! THIS IS NOT A DRINK! it's a waste of everybodies time!
Sometimes i dream of an ice-maker!