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Thursday Dec 22, 2005

Dec 22, 2005
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"You smell like meat and cheese ... you're not Santa"

I love the new 'Suicide Girls Steal Xmas' video. It is fucking excellent

I have sucessfully fucked up Christmas .. and it was unintentional!

I've been ill on and off for the last few months but have been tackling it with Jack Daniels and cigarettes. Apparentely this doesn't work and I am now quite ill. Who'd have known?

Slightly annoying as I am now confined to the house for rest, antibiotics and painkillers for the next five days. I am currently on a whopping 4940mg of prescription drugs daily ... how fucking odd is that?
If that doesn't do it I could be lucky enough to spend New Years in the hospital to get some IV antibiotics... excellent. As my year is effectively over now I thought I'd start thinking about 2006.


2006 will be ALL ABOUT the following things;


Download 2006 ... camping, great music, drugs and bad food.


Dylan Moran live. He's such a crazy funny Irish rogue.


Jimmy Carr for my birthday. Sarcastic suit wearing funny man. I will heckle you. Be ready.


Being a geek and dressing like this. Sexy look huh?


Collecting these. For fun.


Spending a week here.


Havinig a romance like this. Oh yeah I'm crazy enough.


Doing more of this.


Being able to step outside the house to a view like this.


Getting to see these LIVE. Woo hoo!



Oh yeah and before I forget ...

VIEW 25 of 52 COMMENTS
tripster:
If I knew how I would.Sorry frown
Dec 24, 2005
idle_hands:
merry xmas missy!

all the best for the new year, get well soon!!!

the film looks awesome, cant wait for that to come out!!!

smile smile smile
Dec 24, 2005

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