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elwood81

somewhere in michigan

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Monday Mar 01, 2004

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guy told me I looked like howard stern I would have told him to kiss my ass but I couldn't cause I was waiting on his table... I'm like thanks sir.... JACKASS!!!

anyway rant over...

I'm trying to decide what south american country to take over... maybe in island I got a crew going already, JOIN UP NOW!!

UNCLE ELWOOD WANTS YOU!!!!

Viva La Revolution!!!
unique3:
haha. yes it seems no one wants to fuck sean penn like i do. well maybe his wife but.LOL.

so..you dont want to look like howard stern? he's famous..isnt that a compliment? he gets to look at stripers boobs and say whatever the hell he wants...

ok. anyways.so..where do I sign up for the "taking over a contry" crew? biggrin
Mar 2, 2004
unique3:
lol. yeah I guess he's sorta ugly. I dont know what is hiding in his hair... shocked

well..why cant I be the cool, everyone loves me, chick?
Mar 2, 2004

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