elwood's SuicideGirls Blog

Failed relationship # 1,283

I had been seeing a girl quite briefly under slightly less than ideal circumstances and have, with a surprising degree of disappointment, decided to walk away. She is a bartender at a dive I had been frequenting with a friend over the summer. I had never paid much attention to her because of my infatuation with and concern for another friend...
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brandi77:

No, the weird Al dream wasn't dirty, it was a fun dream. He had a really big head though.

Nov 5, 2006

annalee:

Ugh, sounds too complicated, people are so so complicated. Im glad you liked the picture of me and the little cat you left on my journal

Nov 6, 2006

I am so damn close to buying a white suit, shaving seven years worth of shit off my head, and going as Lex Luthor.

I just realized, the last time my hair was combed/brushed was Halloween 1999...I was Robert Smith.

maeby:

AWESOME. you coming downtown too tonight?

Oct 31, 2006

shesinparties:

oh god, someone please shoot robert smith. hope you had fun whatever you did, i just don't dig halloween. insomnia sucks.

Oct 31, 2006

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm...
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brandi77:

Al's a genius.

Oct 29, 2006

brandi77:

Happy Halloween!!!

Oct 31, 2006

In these few years, we had gotten over the feeling that one experience was going to make you enlightened forever. We saw that it wasn't going to be that simple.

So, um...this isn't a point of arrogance or anything, but I was a shy, akward teenager until like twenty six, and I am just realizing that you can really hurt people who are attracted to you just by being nice to them. I had a girl crying her heart out tonight because I showed up at her work with another girl. She and I have...
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"I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. An unattractive man. I think that my liver hurts."

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shesinparties:

pardon?

Oct 10, 2006

widow:

AH! sheesh! are you alright? you just can't DO that...

hehe lol, leave a girl hanging like that. Has your leg fallen off?

Oct 12, 2006

I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. An unattractive man. I think that my liver hurts.

It's my birthday. Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver.

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shesinparties:

well, i told you i would be back wednesday, and didn't hear anything from you after that. i didn't want to bug you. i can grab a drink anytime, but i do work every night except mon. and tues.

Aug 3, 2006

devilyn:

Thanks for the suggestions on the message board that I put up. You should tell me some more about the prep work - I could do that.

And it may be a little late but happy birthday.

Aug 7, 2006

Nine trips to seven tittie-bars in forty-eight hours or My tittie-bar tour of Portland

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In the winter months that marked the beginning of 2005, two semi-employed, bitter friends from a small west Texas town began an adventure in the quaint little town of Austin. After the long, drawn out process of a high-school-sweetheart divorce, James, a twenty-seven year old chemical engineering doctoral graduate of...
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