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koda

quite possibly my favorite journal entry ever.

And the glory rolls on For personal reasons, I had to catch a flight to Lubbock Friday night. For any of you unfamiliar with the asshole of the world that is Lubbock Texas, imagine an entirely flat land three thousand feet above sea level, constantly windy, surrounded by stock yards and pig farms, predominantly inhabited by racist dirt farmers and the most pathetically clichd frat...
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For anyone out there who might actually still doubt the corruption inherent in our politicians, their supporters (within all parties), and the current paperless electoral process, please see the following:

How To Steal an Election With a Diebold Machine

Hotel Minibar Keys Open Diebold Voting Machines

Head of Diebold promises to "deliver" Ohio votes to Bush

There have been countless occurrences of voter fraud throughout...
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Fuck you Rick Perry. Fuck you republicans everywhere.

Failed relationship # 1,283

I had been seeing a girl quite briefly under slightly less than ideal circumstances and have, with a surprising degree of disappointment, decided to walk away. She is a bartender at a dive I had been frequenting with a friend over the summer. I had never paid much attention to her because of my infatuation with and concern for another friend...
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I am so damn close to buying a white suit, shaving seven years worth of shit off my head, and going as Lex Luthor.


I just realized, the last time my hair was combed/brushed was Halloween 1999...I was Robert Smith.

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm...
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In these few years, we had gotten over the feeling that one experience was going to make you enlightened forever. We saw that it wasn't going to be that simple.

So, um...this isn't a point of arrogance or anything, but I was a shy, akward teenager until like twenty six, and I am just realizing that you can really hurt people who are attracted to you just by being nice to them. I had a girl crying her heart out tonight because I showed up at her work with another girl. She and I have...
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"I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. An unattractive man. I think that my liver hurts."

I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. An unattractive man. I think that my liver hurts.