elvez666

Feeling weird. All the exes are freaking me out. Its amazing how people you thought wouldn't ammount to anything are doing such great things. Well at least thats what they say. I'll chalk it up to reunion stories. People still make me crazy with their stupidity. This soccer mom decided to switch lanes right into me. I drive a giant work truck.. it's 18 freaking feet long and at least 7 feet tall. I swerve to avoid her dumb ass and honk and flip her the fuck off. Multiple blocks later she speeds to catch me so she can flip me off. WTF!!! So i slow down to roll my window down and she decides she flipped the wrong dude off. So she slams on her brakes and tries to turn left accross congress to avoid the ass beating she thinks i'm going to give her. I guess she's used to little girls driving gas guzzling cars... Never thought it could possibly be a big mofo with "scarry tattoos and a huge gnarly beard". Fuck her and her 2.4 kids. Sleep is sounding great. Good night. Oh, and by the way WHO DAT!!! My saints are doing amazingly well/