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Sunday Jun 07, 2009

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i must take a bit of time away from my work so i thought i would share with you all the ridiculous morning ive had...


it started last night when i got a phone call from my good friend mark at 1 am. he was calling to tell me that my boyfriend had gotten arrested on their way home from his brothers bachelor party in center city. i suppose my boyfriend, being as intoxicated as he was decided he would feel a lot better if he took off his clothes. they were in an area that was a bit secluded, however my friend mark warned my boyfriend that they would be hitting the heart of the city pretty soon and that he was definitely going to get arrested. sure enough he did and i was woken up by the police this morning because he was able to be released but had no clothes to go home in. so i had to walk down to the police station and bring him clothes. i cant stop laughing at this. he will never live it down... ever. just the thought of him, wearing nothing but his chucks and mismatching socks being handcuffed and thrown into a paddy wagon. he slept in a jail cell using a roll of toilet paper as a pillow. lets just say that if i were there that never would have happened.

gotta keep my eye on that one.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
seriphos:
Ha! That is THE greatest story! Oh my god, that is hilarious.
Jun 8, 2009
stiles:
9th district or 6th district?
Jun 11, 2009

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