elsie_caruso

i need to see europe. i want to leave here and just try and live there. homeless or not. couch surfing or whatever. but it must be done!

im ready for some football. and turkey. bring on friendsgiving and fantasys last game before playoffs

Can't wait for the biggest loser to come on. yay. In other news I thought y'all might wanna know I am finally NOT a bald eagle. I got myself a beautiful patch of hair, well taken care of, right above my hoo haa and shaved up pretty on the top sides and underneath. yes, its beautiful. watching chelsea lately. awesome.

I knew new skates were a bad idea. Its too cold to go outside and i bought them and its been weeks and i haven't even tried them on

I need to be vouched for in Plus Size Women. Any takers? I'm a beautiful curvy lady and I know you all love me.

Thanks Megan Kelly on FOX for sounding like a fucking idiot and not understanding the periodic table and talking over the woman from NASA saying she was too young to be a scientist and not thinking your audience was smart enough or capable of understanding. We don't want to hear about how 11th grade was hard for you. why do you need someone to breakdown...
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Well we are nearing one month left in the year 2010 and I have managed to watch 145 new movies this year(3 new movies a week) just on netflix alone. That doesn't count tv, at other people's houses, the movies, or the hundreds I rewatched this year. That means I have already surpassed 2 new movies a week for the year! Watch more movies was...
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Anyone else feel a need to fuck other people? i found the love of my life but it has nothing to do with my uncontrollable need for random sex..

Someone is PROTESTING SG! A petition http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/chicks-against-suicide-girls/signatures.html called CHICKS AGAINST SUICIDE GIRLS. How rude. I wonder why it has been up for three years and only have 25 signitures. Why would anyone think this site demeans women..

Wassail Wassail Wassail Wassail! Wassail! WASSAIL! Ok, so I made home made Wassail! Topped with Oranges, Cinnamon Sticks and Captain Morgan.. Oh how I love the Apple scent, the cloves.. its amazing! We are tipsy. We need sleep! I recommend that you make it for your holidays!
the traditional carol the Gloucestershire Wassail dating back to the Middle Ages:

Wassail! wassail! all over the town,...
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