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Monday Aug 18, 2003

Aug 18, 2003
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Shiver me timber maytee!
I be long apon the sea wirth marry a woman in sight.
But seeing these hear pages is like a fresh splash o' sea water in me gob! ARRR!!!
Well today has bee another interesting day of lazing around due to power outages!
Being a govern-mental yobbo with alot of spare time I would have to say that BLACKOUTS ARE FUN!
Not only when they are happening but the slow sludgie aftermath that is keeping me away from work! I popped in to check out the lovelies and came across Lonore. Well with a look like that and no a stitch of clothes in sight, one-eyed jack was standing proud! So anywho... I bumped in to the love O' my life today and I got to watch her go on a shopping spree. Unfortunaley it WASN'T for lingere. As I watched her buy all this shit I realized why she is it. Because for the simple reason she is IT! Now how do I trick her into marriage? I was hanging with an old flame the other day and she was hinting around about getting something to eat. I guess I should have offered buy her a little amuse guel but I was in an assholish mood and and fluffed her off with the old standard "I just ate." This was not my most gallant moment but what could I do whe you want to be a jerk you just ahve to go with the feeling. Besides She could use to skip a couple of snack periods (still an asshole!).
On my journeys today I had to drop by the drug store to get my meds, and the CRUSH of my life (right now) was nowhere to bee seen. But just a I had finished paying, she suddenly appear and we had a good little chat. She is quite lovely and has beautiful eyes. but that fucking polyester covers what I hope is a lust-inspiring form. Speaking of which, one of my co-stars of the film I am working on has to be, bar none, one of the most amazing examples for the female form that I have come into close contact with! Tall, curvey, big blue eyesthat just devour you, and not to forget a rack that america should have been fighting for! Hoooooowwwweeeeeee! Yowza! If she could only be convinced to get on these pages!
I have said it before and I will say it again, her fiance is one lucky duck. What I would give to go diving in that pond.
Well enough for now.
Yours truly,
The Avenger in the Silver Mask.
robot that

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