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Nobody's reading this so I'll just spew a bunch of nonsense! Won't that be fun, chillun? Sometimes, very late at night, and just for fun, I sleep. Okay, so that was a pretty stupid thing to say. Ah well. I like pie. And animal crackers. And silly plastic crap that comes out of vending machines. Especially funky monster things that make no sense at all. I'm basically a nine year old.

This blog has been a buttload of lies. Except for those bits in which I told the truth. Please exit the blog in an an orderly fashion.