Sooo I was walking down the street chatting on my phone like a silly little girl and this little shithead walks by and says;
"Nice wankers baby" and fucking winks at me while he walks off. I was like "Woah" And while I should have turned around and kicked him I couldn't stop laughing.
When did boys start calling breasts wankers? Am I that old...
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"Nice wankers baby" and fucking winks at me while he walks off. I was like "Woah" And while I should have turned around and kicked him I couldn't stop laughing.
When did boys start calling breasts wankers? Am I that old...
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So here it is... another day in my life...
I promised all of you loverly people an update.. and now I'm not sure what to say. I've been in and out of work for the past two weeks... my hours at the office are slowly decreasing, and hours at Subway are just something to laugh at right now. Sooo most of the past week was...
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I promised all of you loverly people an update.. and now I'm not sure what to say. I've been in and out of work for the past two weeks... my hours at the office are slowly decreasing, and hours at Subway are just something to laugh at right now. Sooo most of the past week was...
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arcanite:
HA! Thanks. I could see how that would be irritating though.... I don't think I know you....but I can never be too sure.. 
hansel:
:
ances like a mother fucker::
I was actually thinking that my sideburns were getting too big. They use to be big, then small, now big again. I don't know.. I think I like them this way.
ances like a mother fucker::
I was actually thinking that my sideburns were getting too big. They use to be big, then small, now big again. I don't know.. I think I like them this way.
Well, here's to broken promises of bedtime fun.
I'll make an honest to goodness real update tomrrow kiddies, golly gee wiz I promise to!
I'll make an honest to goodness real update tomrrow kiddies, golly gee wiz I promise to!
I'm beyond tired.
Someone lend me a bed... I can't see straight and I have to work until 10pm tonight.. well maybe 9:30...
Someone lend me a bed... I can't see straight and I have to work until 10pm tonight.. well maybe 9:30...
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cruelty:
Me tired too. Work every day, rehearse every night. Spend weekend on long trips to Macomb IL drinking like a fish and making out with ex-girlfriend. Now ex-girlfriend coming to visit. Not good, but sex guaranteed. WHAT AM I DOING??? No good can come of this...
How are you, MJ??
How are you, MJ??
hippomonki:
you can sleep in my bed.. you said you couldn't see straight.. lets see what else you can't do straight
* wink wink
, nudge nudge 
, hiccupburp 
*
* wink wink
, nudge nudge , hiccupburp * I had far too much fun last night. I'm NEVER that social.
So the Hippomonki and i went out with two reatrded weirdos (Mwhahaha) and promptly got drunk.. well I got drunk she was just a bit tipsy. We enjoyed ourselves... cut up some hippo cake, had a shot of tequila (Mmmm) and went home to snuggle in her bed and talk, while the weirdos...
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So the Hippomonki and i went out with two reatrded weirdos (Mwhahaha) and promptly got drunk.. well I got drunk she was just a bit tipsy. We enjoyed ourselves... cut up some hippo cake, had a shot of tequila (Mmmm) and went home to snuggle in her bed and talk, while the weirdos...
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cunninglinquist:
sounds like the kind I should have more often.
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like without all these finacial troubles.
Excuse me while I go puke with worry.
Excuse me while I go puke with worry.
hippomonki:
yipes
well my deary i love you and thats free.. well there is the clothing borrowing/taking thing.. but i think we break even
oh and thank you so vera vera much for all of my loveliness for my birfday
well my deary i love you and thats free.. well there is the clothing borrowing/taking thing.. but i think we break even
oh and thank you so vera vera much for all of my loveliness for my birfday
cunninglinquist:
you cant do that I have the bucket. i have been there too much lately
I'm beyond sexualy frustrated right now... grrrr 
You have no fucking clue
Edited, 12:53am:
Okay that sounds much more silly and dirty than I intended... meh... all of you go wish my wonderful roomate and best friend, Elena, a very happy 23 birfday.. she's now a W!!!! Good thing I like that letter!
You have no fucking clue
Edited, 12:53am:
Okay that sounds much more silly and dirty than I intended... meh... all of you go wish my wonderful roomate and best friend, Elena, a very happy 23 birfday.. she's now a W!!!! Good thing I like that letter!
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cruelty:
You think YOU'RE sexually frustrated???!!!
When was the last time? Huh?? C'mon. Spill it.
When was the last time? Huh?? C'mon. Spill it.
hansel:
does the W stand for woman? Cos I think I sense a girl empowerment moment coming on..
The kittie attacked my foot.. it hurts bad
Really bad
But I've got hot kittie war scars now.
I suppose thats a plus!
Really bad
But I've got hot kittie war scars now.
I suppose thats a plus!
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minibeanie:
My cat always kicks my Ass..... 
cruelty:
One time I ate a kitty, and in the process, recieved a scar from a nail... 
I'm sitting at the computer in argyle socks and maryjane heels, a pair of black and red undies, and a black bra...
Nuff said.. laugh as needed...
Nuff said.. laugh as needed...
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hansel:
look at me laugh
hansel:
I can't help it. It's my job.
Here's something none of you have seen in my journal for sometime.
I had an awesome day yesterday.
Great date... Here's to hiccuping burps in silly parking lots. And really bad movies that I walked in on 20 minutes late. (May I just mention that when you miss 20 minutes of a movie it makes th film seem amazingly short)
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I had an awesome day yesterday.
Great date... Here's to hiccuping burps in silly parking lots.
And really bad movies that I walked in on 20 minutes late. (May I just mention that when you miss 20 minutes of a movie it makes th film seem amazingly short)
And as if that wern't...
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cruelty:
Hey! Guess what? You know why this entry is special?? Becauase it's comment #1000!!!!!! And it's all for you!! Hope you had a good day...
michelle:
"I touch myself". I had a dream about that song I'll never forget. In the dream my friend's mom (who is quite a large woman) got up to the pulpit at the local presbyterian church and sang "I touch myself" as an offering to god.
No worries. She was an ex that I dated my sophmore year of college for a couple of months. I inadvertantly broke her heart (long long story), and have felt very guilty about it for years. I ran into her at the reunion, and in my drunken state, I told her she should come and visit me this weekend now that we're both single. So she did. And the sex was AMAZING. We never had sex in college. But here's the problem. I have no interest in dating her, and I don't think she has any interest in dating me (I don't think, anyway...). I hope it was what it was and that was that. But I'm not sure. I'm going to try not to think about it too much. But we should probably talk about this soon. Hope your weekend was great. And by the way, you DO have great wankers, so take the compliment!