Sooo I was walking down the street chatting on my phone like a silly little girl and this little shithead walks by and says;
"Nice wankers baby" and fucking winks at me while he walks off. I was like "Woah" And while I should have turned around and kicked him I couldn't stop laughing.
When did boys start calling breasts wankers? Am I that old and that far behind in the lingo? Hmmmm I must ponder this.
"Nice wankers baby" and fucking winks at me while he walks off. I was like "Woah" And while I should have turned around and kicked him I couldn't stop laughing.
When did boys start calling breasts wankers? Am I that old and that far behind in the lingo? Hmmmm I must ponder this.
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No worries. She was an ex that I dated my sophmore year of college for a couple of months. I inadvertantly broke her heart (long long story), and have felt very guilty about it for years. I ran into her at the reunion, and in my drunken state, I told her she should come and visit me this weekend now that we're both single. So she did. And the sex was AMAZING. We never had sex in college. But here's the problem. I have no interest in dating her, and I don't think she has any interest in dating me (I don't think, anyway...). I hope it was what it was and that was that. But I'm not sure. I'm going to try not to think about it too much. But we should probably talk about this soon. Hope your weekend was great. And by the way, you DO have great wankers, so take the compliment!