Okay... yeah, I was really drunk last night... but so was my roomate so I think that evens things out.
I could try to describe the night, but between hordes of nekkid women, scary fat men who yell at me to admit I'm drunk because Lord knows they are, insane phone calls to poor boys (that I feel TERRIBLE about), and the hope of teeter-totter time that never happened I think it would just be far too confusing to explain.
Maybe I'll write a musical about it.
Or better yet a porno.
I could try to describe the night, but between hordes of nekkid women, scary fat men who yell at me to admit I'm drunk because Lord knows they are, insane phone calls to poor boys (that I feel TERRIBLE about), and the hope of teeter-totter time that never happened I think it would just be far too confusing to explain.
Maybe I'll write a musical about it.
Or better yet a porno.
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cruelty:
uh, yes. I believe my AIM is working, since I have other buddies on there... Does YOURS work? 
cruelty:
Your electricity problems are contagious. My internet connection just went down for about a half hour. Interesting...