Okay... last night was awesome... and tomrrow, I will post a huge thing about it, I promise... but right now I'm pissed and I need to rant.. and none of you have to read it... I just need to get it all off my chest.
I hate guys.. the end period no exceptions... you humans with penises make no fucking sense, I swear... and a lot fo you are greedy as hell, and don't care who you hurt!
So yeah, I have messages for three people of the opp. sex, and the fucking amusing part is only one of them reads this mofo. So, here goes:
Ass#1: Guess what, I adore you to pieces and you know it.. I make myself late to functions so that I can listen to your problems or just how your day was, and I do everything in my puney power to make you smile so stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop crying, and stop growling that I'm a greedy bitch because if it were in my power to make your life better I fucking would and you know it! I don't think I'm mad at you as much as I am hurt that you couldn't tell me what was wrong.. I had to stumble across it myself, and the simple fact that I got placed int he 'fuck you' group.
Ass#2: I have been there for you for seven fucking years.. I've been patiant with your PMS nature and dealt with your bullshit... and if you ever expect me to forgive you for dissapering and reapering five millon times and fucking my life up your very much mistaken.. because I'm tired of being your doormat... I'm tired of letting you have the power to make me depressed for days on end.. ESPESIALLY on my birthday you fuckign bastard. So go be married and be an ass to her, stop being an ass to me!
Ass#3: If you honestly think I'm going to change who I am and how I think just so you'll fucking assosiate with me... well then you need new drugs. I don;t think i have ever met anyone so pig headed and self involved in my life. I refuse to listen to you batter me anymore... and I refuse to give you the time of day because all your doing is making me feel like less of the person I am... and I'm a fucking awesome person... so don't come near me or I swear I'll chop your fucking dick off with a pair of rusty toenail clippers or something.
Okay I'm done... Everyone else have a bloody fucking good day.
I hate guys.. the end period no exceptions... you humans with penises make no fucking sense, I swear... and a lot fo you are greedy as hell, and don't care who you hurt!
So yeah, I have messages for three people of the opp. sex, and the fucking amusing part is only one of them reads this mofo. So, here goes:
Ass#1: Guess what, I adore you to pieces and you know it.. I make myself late to functions so that I can listen to your problems or just how your day was, and I do everything in my puney power to make you smile so stop feeling sorry for yourself, stop crying, and stop growling that I'm a greedy bitch because if it were in my power to make your life better I fucking would and you know it! I don't think I'm mad at you as much as I am hurt that you couldn't tell me what was wrong.. I had to stumble across it myself, and the simple fact that I got placed int he 'fuck you' group.
Ass#2: I have been there for you for seven fucking years.. I've been patiant with your PMS nature and dealt with your bullshit... and if you ever expect me to forgive you for dissapering and reapering five millon times and fucking my life up your very much mistaken.. because I'm tired of being your doormat... I'm tired of letting you have the power to make me depressed for days on end.. ESPESIALLY on my birthday you fuckign bastard. So go be married and be an ass to her, stop being an ass to me!
Ass#3: If you honestly think I'm going to change who I am and how I think just so you'll fucking assosiate with me... well then you need new drugs. I don;t think i have ever met anyone so pig headed and self involved in my life. I refuse to listen to you batter me anymore... and I refuse to give you the time of day because all your doing is making me feel like less of the person I am... and I'm a fucking awesome person... so don't come near me or I swear I'll chop your fucking dick off with a pair of rusty toenail clippers or something.
Okay I'm done... Everyone else have a bloody fucking good day.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
edea:
aren't you a cutie
lx:
Girls are the devil. But you know what, I love me some devils. I suppose I am one of those oblivious ones... Or just a glutten for punishment...