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elphie

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Friday Apr 07, 2006

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I wish I had a mirror that showed me the way other people see me.

Wish I had a magnify-glass that woud let me read people's thoughts.

Maybe a light switch that turns me on and off...

Wish I had a set of titanium balls I could carry around in my pocket for a little bit of courage when it's needed.

Maybe a magic eight ball that actually works...

Wish I had a remote to pause my life and sort out the things that need to be fixed, rewound, fastforward, or muted.... ESPESIALLY muted.

Really I just wish I had some drugs to numb my brain right now because it's screaming at me and none of it makes sense.
cunninglinquist:
Wish I had a magnify-glass that woud let me read people's thoughts.

So do I.
Apr 7, 2006
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