Y'know, like polygon? Never mind.

Wow, how much does this suck? Polli, one of my favourite, favourite, favourite S.Girls who was a reason for me signing up, is no longer an active member! :-(

I first saw her in the SG book, a little while before I subscribed to the site and she was one of the girls who got my heart a'racing. She was...
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After a zillion delays, Dita Von Teese's book 'Burlesque & the Art Of The Tease' is finally in stores, and according to the cashier at my local Borders, selling like hot cakes.

Like Janis said,
Get it while you can.

I'm drinking my 5th Brahma, I'm ill, my cat's dying and Drive Me Crazy starring Melissa Joan Hart is the only thing on tv. Fuck.

Both my computer monitor and DVD player broke earlier this week. I'm starting to believe that shit about name-brand goods having a self destruct timer. Still I don't let it get to me. Well, apart from Drive Me Crazy -...
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I can't believe I forgot Ziyi Zhang.

I was in a bar yesterday, when I overheard two girls talking and one of them said "...yeah, but MEN don't have crushes". Now, I dunno what context that was in, but that gal understands men even less than I understand women. Here's 10 of my crushes in no particular order.

Sarah Silverman
Laura Prepon
Lucinda Williams
Bjork
Lisa Kudrow
Lisa Loeb
Tori Amos
Masuimi...
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Cold brew and a warm smile. Throw in some music, nag champa incense and I'm good. Happiness isn't always hard to find.

So, my bus didn't show up and I was faced with an hour in the station surrounded by loudmouthed alcoholics. I figured I'd buy a magazine, and since Maxim (no) and FHM (fuck no) were the only other options, I went for G.Q.

No kidding, there are over 40 pages of ads before the contents page. All mens fashion.

Here's my question: are there ANY...
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Buenos noches anyone/everyone
Lookee what I bought - 'Hickory Wind', a biography of Gram Parsons. Woo, I've been looking for that for ages. If you don't know him and you like acoustic music/Americana, check him out. His version of 'Love Hurts' is absolutely spinetingling.

Man, I need a change of scene. Things are getting stale around here and I'm too broke to afford a trip....
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Hey there to anyone bored enough to be reading this. (You know there are photos of gorgeous girls on here, right?) So I figured it was about time I put up a journal, especially with the mobile update thing available. I'm pretty shitty with technology so it'll be a minor miracle if I pull this off.

Anyways, I'm a writer from England. I've just finished...
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