elnois

I really miss home today I hate Martinique and the horrible men who hiss at me and grab me wherever I go, the women are no better either, jealous cows. All I want to do is hang out with my friends in Leeds and at home. I really miss my mum (also my best friend), she keeps texting me and telling me that she misses...
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My housemate's fan broke all over her last night. It cried shards of plastic while she was sleeping. Now she has to sleep in my bed to avoid being eaten by mosquitoes, however whenever she sleeps in my bed, I wake up spooning her. We haven't spoken about this but I'm sure we will after the copious amounts of alcohol we have for tonight. Oh...
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I met a sailor last night. I thought he was a prick, then I changed my mind when he started talking some sense about politics, then he proved that he was a prick when he told me that when he lived in Africa, he used to have sex with the village women in exchange for underwear he stole out of the aid boxes sent from...
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I am sat in a boiling hot outdoor bar/cafe/internet place in the French Caribbean with only 2 weeks and 6 days until I go home! I have survived disgusting sweaty heat, drug dealers harassing me every day, being held at gun point and beaten up for being white, teaching horrible teenagers, crazy housemates and their even crazier underage boyfriends, bitchy nosy old religious neighbours calling...
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