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Thursday May 01, 2008

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so. I have to tell you...sometimes I think I am losing my mind.

Today I went to the store. When I came back out to my car I noticed my car key sitting on my passenger's seat. I have this nifty little key thinger that allows me to detach my key from all of my keychain nonsense (those of you who have seen my keys know how much shit is on them), and apparently I forgot to re-attach the car key when I went into the store. So, there I stood, looking longingly at my key who was sitting there mocking me from the passenger's seat. At first I thought I was screwed, then I realized something AMAZING! I scoped out my car for a second....measured it up.....then climbed up the side of my car and onto my roof. I slid fairly easily through my open sun roof and into my driver's seat. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HAD LEFT IT OPEN!!!!!!!

When I got inside I was getting settled when a hear a knock at my window. A gentleman stood there as I rolled it down. He asked if it was my car....and I laughed and explained what an idiot I was. He said "ok good, because I was just about to call the police and report a car being stolen." So yeah, apparently I look like a car thief. I rock. If it's nice out tomorrow maybe I'll take the camera out to the parkinglot and recreate the moment for you all to see. Because I have to say, I must've looked pretty ridiculous!


VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
kilcher:
Haha... Been there. Only without the lucky sun roof!! biggrin
May 1, 2008
taolie:
Kharisma - puttin' the sexy back in dorky! biggrin

That's cool you actually know who Animal is! Those shows go way back . . . smile
May 1, 2008

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