I hate to be a disappointment. I really don't want to let you down. I never wanted to hurt you... but I have to set something straight.
As much as it pains me to say it...
This guy here?
I'm talking about the big guy there, not his little brother underneath. You might recognise him. Well... some of you thought he was a third nipple. Alas! I'm not one of the blessed few. It's just a mole. Honest! Here's a closer look to prove it!
See? Just a regular Joe there. He doesn't get pointy when I'm cold. He can't be milked. He just sort of sits there, unless the sun's out, in which case he's hidden under a plaster because who want's skin cancer, right?
But for the chest mole fans out there (are there any? Hi?) here's some bonus ones!
You lucky ducks.
