elliot

This shit is stupid & boring so wath the fuck here i go :
Wath did i do this week, hum i fucked a goat for 10$ but i got bored after a minute so i left my dick there and went to get my money back, i lost my feets somewhere near the entrance so i had to take a horse cab down to the goat fucking head office. I didint have any money so i eat the drivers head and told the horse i would be back later with some cash. I went in the office to speak with the lady from Goat fucking but had cramps from eating a head and i started shitting myself stupid. It was all hot and smelly so i called my mom with the phone i had installed in my thumb by an octopus i saw gogo dancing last time i went in Ottawa and she told me to go flush my underwear in the toilet so i did but forgot to take them off before cause im a fucking idiot when thers poop all over me... So now im in a drain someplace, it's actualy pretty nice here so fuck it im staying...