elleseven's SuicideGirls Blog

bitch please.

Interview tomorrow at a place where i will make almost twice what i do now, which isn't much. But, add that to working almost twice as much as I currently do, and I am set.

l7rules:

Good Luck!!!

Jun 7, 2006

dr_ew:

Its just me and the Toddster, but bring whoever you like. I may only be getting into town a few hours before but drinks are a must.

Jun 7, 2006

I was walking by my boss and overheard him say:

him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"

I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:

me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"

him: "of course I did, its true."

me: "don't ever say that again."

I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he...
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l7rules:

what a weirdo

Jun 5, 2006

dr_ew:

Tubular? Really?

Jun 5, 2006

Oh yeah, another thing about work yesterday that made it ok was the following story:

Allow me to preface the situation a little bit. My bitch boss is leaving at the end of this month, and a new one will be hired soon. There are a few people in the running.

So, yesterday I answered the phone, and the man on the other end asked...
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erden:

Naked lady devil? Well, there is certainly not anything more dreaded by man.

Jun 4, 2006

erden:

Rorschasch.

That's my style of symmetrical drawing.

[Edited on Jun 04, 2006 6:30PM]

Jun 4, 2006

Some days I realize that working is not so bad. But those days only exist when I am surrounded by coworkers that I consider friends. Those days we have fun and throw pens at each other, or bat around balled up tissue paper with makeup cases until we make a mess. Those days we listen to the new Dresden Dolls album, or the Yeah Yeah...
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mogwa:

hell yeah darlin

hold on to those moments...they will get you through

much love

May 31, 2006

joenobody:

thanx. it'll be in a few days, and you'll see the balloons by my name.

May 31, 2006

ok,

two days ago i was dangerously close to just grabbing my bag and walking straight out of my place of work. I sometimes cannot take it.

Oh, I clean things, put makup on people, style hair, and so on. Those things I do not mind so much.

It is the goddam fake enthusiasm, plus the real kind, that really gets to me.

So, I...
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suntlacrimae:

Blech! And I bet they didn't even do the Mary Catherine Galagher "super star" spirit fingers/crashing through tables bit either. That might have made it less insulting.

You are not a retail superstar, dahling, you are an ass-kicking, rockstar, baaaaaad motherfucker. Bitches better respect.

May 30, 2006

suntlacrimae:

p.s. You can always take out your aggression when you are putting makeup on people. Make the rich bitches have KISS makeup. Then send me pictures.

May 30, 2006

Fuck if my roommate's cat didn't piss in my room.

Now I am trying to pinpoint its exact location. I don't know why it is this hard. I suppose cat piss can dry over an 11 hour period of time, but I don't know. Its never happened to me before.

Work went surprisingly well. A ten hour shift is actually much better than a four...
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mr_zero:

That really sucks! Do they pay you for the holiday anyway? If so look at it the way I do - double time.

"There is no way kiss will ever do disco!"

May 28, 2006

bailey:

holy shit! thats the best thing ever. miss bailey and miss bailey!

so...i'm studying psychology...or pretty much whatever interests me. i'm thinking of taking a printmaking class just for the fuck of it. i'll move on to grad school eventually, but for now...just weeee!

i work for the department of mental health. i deal with crazy people all day. which is not too different from outside work-life.

May 28, 2006

here is a sample of one of my crazy dreams:

am convinced that it is inspired by my having watched harry potter 4 the other night.

i had my own world (wow, thats original) that had the geological layout of the portland area, minus all the buildings. it was vury beautiful.

i had to do something, hence the epic journey part. i can't remember what...
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walkswithbears:

May 21, 2006

l7rules:

dont worry ill bet if you have a sequal to the dream Rufus will somehow come back in all his glory!!!!

May 21, 2006

Its 2:20 and I am wide awake.

I was a little bit sleepy earlier, but that seems to have passed.

I have been doing a lot of thinking about where I am in life lately. I have decided that I need to try harder to improve myself. I have been lazy about finding a good job, drinking too much, and basically not taking good care...
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l7rules:

perfect caption

ive had lame sleeping patterns for aboot a week or 2 now its not very fun