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I am a genius!!!!!!

I am dog-sitting for monovox and his brother scuttle.
I spent an hour giving them each a bath (the dogs, that is).
I proceed to take them for a walk in the park.
Here is the problem:
It has been raining off and on all day.
We went out after they had a chance to dry off mostly.
Annie, who is scuttle's dog runs and runs.
She is crazy.
Kira, monovox's dog was mellow.
On our way home Annie manages to get into the biggest puddle evar.
Now her belly and legs are a bit muddy.
Time to repeat step one.
Pure genius.
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solomantra:
I think washing a dog is like wearing something white: you're just inviting fate to throw some mud (or condiments) your way...

Add pot chocolate to the mix and fate is even more enthusiastic! biggrin
Apr 18, 2007
solomantra:
p.s., a nice, steaming mug of (hot) pot chocolate would be very nice right now. mmm

Ingredients
1 cup whole milk
1 cup light cream
4 grams cannabis
5 ounces unsweetened chocolate
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
5 tablespoons sugar
1 pinch salt
1 pinch cinnamon

Directions
Combine the milk, sugar, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Once the salt and sugar have dissolved, add the light cream, cinnamon, vanilla, and finely chopped cannabis. Bring to just under a boil and add the chocolate. Turn the heat off, and stir until the chocolate has melted. Serve in a mug, and top with whipped cream and freshly grated nutmeg, or whip cream and orange zest, or stick to the classic marshmallows! (courtesy of marijuana.com)

Apr 18, 2007

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