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I was walking by my boss and overheard him say:

him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"

I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:

me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"

him: "of course I did, its true."

me: "don't ever say that again."




I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he realizes what a jackass he is (yes, he is the guy who I thought I had called a jackass on the phone).

Later on that day I caught him grinning and asked why. He said he was just thinking about Oprah. I said Good.

He is breaking down, but ever so slowly. Hopefully he realizes that he is gay soon before he marries that girl... oops, too late.
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Jun 5, 2006
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Tubular? Really?
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