I was walking by my boss and overheard him say:
him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"
I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:
me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"
him: "of course I did, its true."
me: "don't ever say that again."
I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he realizes what a jackass he is (yes, he is the guy who I thought I had called a jackass on the phone).
Later on that day I caught him grinning and asked why. He said he was just thinking about Oprah. I said Good.
He is breaking down, but ever so slowly. Hopefully he realizes that he is gay soon before he marries that girl... oops, too late.
him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"
I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:
me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"
him: "of course I did, its true."
me: "don't ever say that again."
I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he realizes what a jackass he is (yes, he is the guy who I thought I had called a jackass on the phone).
Later on that day I caught him grinning and asked why. He said he was just thinking about Oprah. I said Good.
He is breaking down, but ever so slowly. Hopefully he realizes that he is gay soon before he marries that girl... oops, too late.
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l7rules:
what a weirdo



dr_ew:
Tubular? Really?