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Thursday Jun 01, 2006

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Oh yeah, another thing about work yesterday that made it ok was the following story:

Allow me to preface the situation a little bit. My bitch boss is leaving at the end of this month, and a new one will be hired soon. There are a few people in the running.

So, yesterday I answered the phone, and the man on the other end asked for the bitch boss. well, he asked for JR. That is her name. This is the dialogue:

me: "Its a great day at aveda... this is elleseven"

him: "is JR there?"

me: (assuming it is another coworker of mine, because they sound identical on the phone apparently) "nope."

him: "well, is she working today?"

me: "nope."

him: "well, was she?"

me: "yup"

him: "ok...,"

me: "ok, bye jackass." *click*

and then, about ten minutes later the manager who is my friend comes out and asks if I had recently called someone a jackass on the phone. I said of course, I called Jason a jackass. Well, it was the candidate for the position that is most likely going to get the job, as it turns out.

My face went crimson.

To be continued...

or is it?

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
erden:
Naked lady devil? Well, there is certainly not anything more dreaded by man. shocked
Jun 4, 2006
erden:
Rorschasch. wink That's my style of symmetrical drawing.

[Edited on Jun 04, 2006 6:30PM]
Jun 4, 2006

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