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Tuesday May 23, 2006

May 23, 2006
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Fuck if my roommate's cat didn't piss in my room.

Now I am trying to pinpoint its exact location. I don't know why it is this hard. I suppose cat piss can dry over an 11 hour period of time, but I don't know. Its never happened to me before.

Work went surprisingly well. A ten hour shift is actually much better than a four hour shift. It gives you a chance to become loopy from being around pure plant and flower aromas. That was me being an aveda robot. *insert singsong voice* "none of our scents are synthetic; they are all composed of pure plant and flower essences."

One word I could never say while being serious is 'essence'. Now I am supposed to use that word 20 times a day. I don't.

now to find the piss!

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Not to begin a rediculously commenty new net, but here goes.

and, start......
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
mr_zero:
That really sucks! Do they pay you for the holiday anyway? If so look at it the way I do - double time.

"There is no way kiss will ever do disco!"
May 28, 2006
bailey:
holy shit! thats the best thing ever. miss bailey and miss bailey!

so...i'm studying psychology...or pretty much whatever interests me. i'm thinking of taking a printmaking class just for the fuck of it. i'll move on to grad school eventually, but for now...just weeee!

i work for the department of mental health. i deal with crazy people all day. which is not too different from outside work-life.
May 28, 2006

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