I bought Whats Eating Gilbert Grape today. Woot woot!
I need to watch it for a final paper in my Speech and Language Disorders in children class. I could not rent it anywhere, I guess everyone in my class lives near me. It has been out for weeks. But now i own it, AND I CAN WATCH MY BOYFRIEND JOHNNY ANYTIME I WANT!
Enough of that excitement.
So I decided I would work tonight, no day off for me. Ah well, I get to work with a friend, so it is not so bad.
Right now I am listening to the Dresden Dolls. I love them so. Coin Operated Boy always makes me happy. No matter what. Abra and I used to dance around our appartment to it. Oh, I miss those days in Eugene. I miss my heresy2006 and my mogwa. Among other old friends that I don't get to see anymore. MEH. even thursday , although she has disowned me since my breakup with her roommate. ah well, i guess these things happen, huh?
anyhoo,
Why is it that people with fancy cars cannot drive? I almost got hit three times in less than one hour today while walking around running errands. Fuck. I should have let one hit me. insurance $ would be nice.
Fuck it Dude, lets go bowling.
(I really do want to go bowling right now. Its been a while.)
****************************
FOR PROCRASTINATION PURPOSES ONLY
I don't expect anyone actually to read this.
100 RANDOM QUESTIONS...
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING?
Yes, but it was from me sister
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
About 4.25 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
A darling finger puppet from rendo
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
I can't count that high
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last week
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
books, school, booze
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. On wheat! Eat it!
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
eyes and hair
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
across the universe, by rufus wainwright! Rock!
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
portland, OR, via Pendleton, and Eugene. All in Oregon. I know, its lame. I will go sometime. I love Virginia and Georgia, etc
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
pendleton HS
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER?
sprint
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
I hate the fucking mall. But I work there, so I have to say aveda, although it was bought by este lauder and sucks ass now. Meh~
14. LONGEST JOB HELD:
Persian rug saleswoman/ barrista. I didnt make commission. biatchasskaz
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Somewhere
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not since I was 8, and I sat down in my friends beanbag chair after I finished a prank call. Her cat had pissed in it. I still remember the shirt I wore. Fucking bitch ass cat!
17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED?
my cousin from Atlanta. It was awesome! It was the strangest wedding I have been to, babptist/catholic. My side was the catholics, and we all got drunk as opposed to the crazy babtists. They didnt drink a damned thing. We had fried chicken, grits with bacon, and fucking fried green tomatoes! They were the best I have ever had. She is a fucking debutaunt (how thw fuck do you spell that, southern belles?)
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
Abra
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH:
at Christmas with my fucking exs family. I havent spoken to him since.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Tai must say In N Out burger, but only because my fucking cousin inherited the whole fucking joint. And NO, I dont get a fucking discount.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Its not heroine!
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
any mcmennamins
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yeah, sort of
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
I sold my car when I moved to Portland
26. BEST KISSER?
I dont fucking know, perhaps skater boy, or abra! Yeah!
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
This morning
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
cillantro
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I am a fucking nerd, ass dork biatchika
30. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yes, well of course. How else would I get off?
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
17 hours
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
The Three Amigos
34. CAN YOU SING?
NEGATIVE. Well, I can, but I suck real bad!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
it may as well been Fleetwood mac. I saw them on their reunion tour in Portland, but that was a while ago. I suppose it depends on what you call a show. It could have been King Black Acid, or the fucking Dandy Warhols. I dont remember clearly, especially not right now, I should be sleeping.
36. LAST KISS?
2 weeks ago?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
True Stories, A Completely Cool, Multi-Purpose Movie by David Byrne
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
Xanax, just in casies!
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
the deschuttes river, where it meets the Columbia, you know, in Orygun!
40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
Yes
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
Um, NO.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
Desktop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Eddie Izzard
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Hell yeah. I quit every so often.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON?
Without
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Veruca Salt, my kitty
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
HellmuthafuckinNO!
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
4
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
fucking French toast biatches!
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
oooohhhh yeahhhh!
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
fried, on potatoes or toast.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Not really, but it's interesting
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Monovox
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
Monovox
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
I love the Pogues! Aaahh. Have a lovely pabst sweetie darling! I love st. pattys day!
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
meh.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
7
59. WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW?
Oh, I am a lucky biatch. Fucking modest mouse yo!
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG?
caught a light sneeze, caught a light breeze
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR SANDWICH?
I am old fashioned. I love my grandmothers strawberry jam.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
Yes, and sometimes I kick ass!
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
Yeah. What of it?
64. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
no thanks
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Yes
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
sometimes I like to pretend I still have a purple trapper keeper, with bubbles on it. I know they dont last, but the last one I owned was rad!
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
ooooohhhhhh yeah. And I fucking hated it, even though my costume rocked.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
ewww
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
perhaps while playing scrabble at me favorite pub!
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
10:30ish
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
Its fucking cold! I hate it! Well, I suppose snuggling is good, but you have to have a partner. Godddammnit!F
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
NEEEEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr!R arrgh!
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Gripper, he was a little poodle, and what a fucking bastard he was. Allegedly my brother bit him back when he was 1 and
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
oh god, I fucking cream my pants whenever pirates are mentioned. I want to be one! I need to buy a ship. Arrrgh!
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND:
writing a loverly paper,
79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
n
80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
2
81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HANDBAG?
pink with polka dots of assorted colors.
82. ARE YOU SICK?
only in the mind.
83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
Yes
84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN?
Yes
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
No, I am on a chair
86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
Hell no
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
No
88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
No
89. ARE YOU A BLONDE?
Not since I was 14 ish
90. DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR:
Yes
91. DO YOU HAVE A NICE ASS:
hmmm, I suppose I used to. I dont know now. I used to use it as bait, when I modeled nudelly.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
ho ho ho
93. WHEN DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?
um, valentines day, 1997?
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Blair
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
its fucking sky blue, but why does it matter? It was cheap and flattering. Me first bikini!
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
No
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
No
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
No
99. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
uhhhh, yep. It basically has sucked every time. Twould be nice to feel it again though.
100. IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 THING RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE?
a kick ass, less expensive apartment. Downtown. Not in timbucktoo. Fuck it though. Wont happen.
I need to watch it for a final paper in my Speech and Language Disorders in children class. I could not rent it anywhere, I guess everyone in my class lives near me. It has been out for weeks. But now i own it, AND I CAN WATCH MY BOYFRIEND JOHNNY ANYTIME I WANT!
Enough of that excitement.
So I decided I would work tonight, no day off for me. Ah well, I get to work with a friend, so it is not so bad.
Right now I am listening to the Dresden Dolls. I love them so. Coin Operated Boy always makes me happy. No matter what. Abra and I used to dance around our appartment to it. Oh, I miss those days in Eugene. I miss my heresy2006 and my mogwa. Among other old friends that I don't get to see anymore. MEH. even thursday , although she has disowned me since my breakup with her roommate. ah well, i guess these things happen, huh?
anyhoo,
Why is it that people with fancy cars cannot drive? I almost got hit three times in less than one hour today while walking around running errands. Fuck. I should have let one hit me. insurance $ would be nice.
Fuck it Dude, lets go bowling.
(I really do want to go bowling right now. Its been a while.)
****************************
FOR PROCRASTINATION PURPOSES ONLY
I don't expect anyone actually to read this.
100 RANDOM QUESTIONS...
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN A RING?
Yes, but it was from me sister
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
About 4.25 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED:
A darling finger puppet from rendo
4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DROPPED YOUR CELL?
I can't count that high
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
Last week
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
books, school, booze
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. On wheat! Eat it!
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
eyes and hair
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
across the universe, by rufus wainwright! Rock!
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
portland, OR, via Pendleton, and Eugene. All in Oregon. I know, its lame. I will go sometime. I love Virginia and Georgia, etc
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED?
pendleton HS
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER?
sprint
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
I hate the fucking mall. But I work there, so I have to say aveda, although it was bought by este lauder and sucks ass now. Meh~
14. LONGEST JOB HELD:
Persian rug saleswoman/ barrista. I didnt make commission. biatchasskaz
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
Somewhere
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
Not since I was 8, and I sat down in my friends beanbag chair after I finished a prank call. Her cat had pissed in it. I still remember the shirt I wore. Fucking bitch ass cat!
17. LAST WEDDING ATTENDED?
my cousin from Atlanta. It was awesome! It was the strangest wedding I have been to, babptist/catholic. My side was the catholics, and we all got drunk as opposed to the crazy babtists. They didnt drink a damned thing. We had fried chicken, grits with bacon, and fucking fried green tomatoes! They were the best I have ever had. She is a fucking debutaunt (how thw fuck do you spell that, southern belles?)
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
Abra
19. LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH:
at Christmas with my fucking exs family. I havent spoken to him since.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Tai must say In N Out burger, but only because my fucking cousin inherited the whole fucking joint. And NO, I dont get a fucking discount.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE HEARD?
Its not heroine!
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
any mcmennamins
24. CAN YOU COOK?
Yeah, sort of
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
I sold my car when I moved to Portland
26. BEST KISSER?
I dont fucking know, perhaps skater boy, or abra! Yeah!
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
This morning
28. MOST DISLIKED FOOD:
cillantro
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
I am a fucking nerd, ass dork biatchika
30. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
Yes, well of course. How else would I get off?
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?
17 hours
33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
The Three Amigos
34. CAN YOU SING?
NEGATIVE. Well, I can, but I suck real bad!
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
it may as well been Fleetwood mac. I saw them on their reunion tour in Portland, but that was a while ago. I suppose it depends on what you call a show. It could have been King Black Acid, or the fucking Dandy Warhols. I dont remember clearly, especially not right now, I should be sleeping.
36. LAST KISS?
2 weeks ago?
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
True Stories, A Completely Cool, Multi-Purpose Movie by David Byrne
38. ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT?
Xanax, just in casies!
39. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
the deschuttes river, where it meets the Columbia, you know, in Orygun!
40. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?
Yes
42. IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN?
Um, NO.
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?
Desktop
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
Eddie Izzard
45. DO YOU SMOKE?
Hell yeah. I quit every so often.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES ON?
Without
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
Veruca Salt, my kitty
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
HellmuthafuckinNO!
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
4
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
fucking French toast biatches!
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
oooohhhh yeahhhh!
52. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
fried, on potatoes or toast.
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
Not really, but it's interesting
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Monovox
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?
Monovox
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?
I love the Pogues! Aaahh. Have a lovely pabst sweetie darling! I love st. pattys day!
57. MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING?
meh.
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
7
59. WHAT ARE YOU HEARING RIGHT NOW?
Oh, I am a lucky biatch. Fucking modest mouse yo!
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC OR SONG?
caught a light sneeze, caught a light breeze
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR SANDWICH?
I am old fashioned. I love my grandmothers strawberry jam.
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?
Yes, and sometimes I kick ass!
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
Yeah. What of it?
64. FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
no thanks
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
Yes
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
sometimes I like to pretend I still have a purple trapper keeper, with bubbles on it. I know they dont last, but the last one I owned was rad!
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?
ooooohhhhhh yeah. And I fucking hated it, even though my costume rocked.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
ewww
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
perhaps while playing scrabble at me favorite pub!
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?
10:30ish
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
Its fucking cold! I hate it! Well, I suppose snuggling is good, but you have to have a partner. Godddammnit!F
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
NEEEEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr!R arrgh!
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Gripper, he was a little poodle, and what a fucking bastard he was. Allegedly my brother bit him back when he was 1 and
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
oh god, I fucking cream my pants whenever pirates are mentioned. I want to be one! I need to buy a ship. Arrrgh!
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND:
writing a loverly paper,
79. WHAT IS THE THIRD LETTER OF YOUR NAME?
n
80. HOW OLD ARE YOUR PETS?
2
81. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HANDBAG?
pink with polka dots of assorted colors.
82. ARE YOU SICK?
only in the mind.
83. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
Yes
84. IS THE BATHROOM OPEN?
Yes
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?
No, I am on a chair
86. ARE YOU WATCHING MTV?
Hell no
87. ARE YOU SMILING?
No
88. DO YOU HAVE ON EYELINER?
No
89. ARE YOU A BLONDE?
Not since I was 14 ish
90. DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR:
Yes
91. DO YOU HAVE A NICE ASS:
hmmm, I suppose I used to. I dont know now. I used to use it as bait, when I modeled nudelly.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?
ho ho ho
93. WHEN DO YOU WANNA LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?
um, valentines day, 1997?
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
Blair
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
its fucking sky blue, but why does it matter? It was cheap and flattering. Me first bikini!
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?
No
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?
No
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?
No
99. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
uhhhh, yep. It basically has sucked every time. Twould be nice to feel it again though.
100. IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 THING RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE?
a kick ass, less expensive apartment. Downtown. Not in timbucktoo. Fuck it though. Wont happen.
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interesting late night thread above...
gilbert grape is a good moviemy favorite line is "thank you gilbert you say thank you"