every year on feb 14 the virginia cafe hosts a lip print contest. I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
there were four categories, and mine was color. i 'm gonna be famous! my lips will be on the wall FOREVER!
So, I have found that work is a WHOLE LOT BETTER STONED!
i slang hair products and make up, and it is so much better now that i have this new knowledge. i have to make goals and stuff bc i work for a fucking corporation who doesnt like to pay us. so, the goals, we have to sell x amount of $...blah blah blah. so when i am not quite straight, i just tell these rich bitches what they need, even if they dont need it.
ha! i geet back at zeez beetches!
my boss and i closed last night, and we had quite a few great moments. i walked up to the counter and just knocked a bunch of shit onto the floor. you know *swipe* clang clang... then meghan starts pouring tea all over floor, throwing it at me, and thowing pens all over. yeah, we had fun. we are disgruntled because OUR FUCKING CHECKS BOUNCED. no one but meg and i had the problem, but they apparantly dont want us to get paid. what is that sht????
ok, im ok.
i am listening to neil gaiman reading Coraline. IT is so incredibly good. i am in love with him. too bad he is married. i dont think i could deal with myself becoming a homewrecker. ah well. fuck it Dude, lets go bowling.
YAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHRRRRRRR 
there were four categories, and mine was color. i 'm gonna be famous! my lips will be on the wall FOREVER!
So, I have found that work is a WHOLE LOT BETTER STONED!
i slang hair products and make up, and it is so much better now that i have this new knowledge. i have to make goals and stuff bc i work for a fucking corporation who doesnt like to pay us. so, the goals, we have to sell x amount of $...blah blah blah. so when i am not quite straight, i just tell these rich bitches what they need, even if they dont need it.
ha! i geet back at zeez beetches!
my boss and i closed last night, and we had quite a few great moments. i walked up to the counter and just knocked a bunch of shit onto the floor. you know *swipe* clang clang... then meghan starts pouring tea all over floor, throwing it at me, and thowing pens all over. yeah, we had fun. we are disgruntled because OUR FUCKING CHECKS BOUNCED. no one but meg and i had the problem, but they apparantly dont want us to get paid. what is that sht????
ok, im ok.
i am listening to neil gaiman reading Coraline. IT is so incredibly good. i am in love with him. too bad he is married. i dont think i could deal with myself becoming a homewrecker. ah well. fuck it Dude, lets go bowling.
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I went out this weekend and didn't really sober up until about 6pm the next day.
also, you rock.