I was walking by my boss and overheard him say:
him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"
I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:
me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"
him: "of course I did, its true."
me: "don't ever say that again."
I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he...
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him: "Oprah loves it... so should you!"
I stopped in my tracks, looked him straight in the eye, and asked:
me: "Did you just say 'Oprah loves it, so should you'?"
him: "of course I did, its true."
me: "don't ever say that again."
I am slowly breaking that boy down, and hopefully soon he...
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l7rules:
what a weirdo 
what a weirdo 
dr_ew:
Tubular? Really?
Oh yeah, another thing about work yesterday that made it ok was the following story:
Allow me to preface the situation a little bit. My bitch boss is leaving at the end of this month, and a new one will be hired soon. There are a few people in the running.
So, yesterday I answered the phone, and the man on the other end asked...
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Allow me to preface the situation a little bit. My bitch boss is leaving at the end of this month, and a new one will be hired soon. There are a few people in the running.
So, yesterday I answered the phone, and the man on the other end asked...
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erden:
Naked lady devil? Well, there is certainly not anything more dreaded by man. 
erden:
Rorschasch. 
That's my style of symmetrical drawing.
[Edited on Jun 04, 2006 6:30PM]
That's my style of symmetrical drawing.[Edited on Jun 04, 2006 6:30PM]
elleseven:
suthurn cookin'
Some days I realize that working is not so bad. But those days only exist when I am surrounded by coworkers that I consider friends. Those days we have fun and throw pens at each other, or bat around balled up tissue paper with makeup cases until we make a mess. Those days we listen to the new Dresden Dolls album, or the Yeah Yeah...
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mogwa:
hell yeah darlin
hold on to those moments...they will get you through
much love
hold on to those moments...they will get you through
much love
joenobody:
thanx. it'll be in a few days, and you'll see the balloons by my name. 
ok,
two days ago i was dangerously close to just grabbing my bag and walking straight out of my place of work. I sometimes cannot take it.
Oh, I clean things, put makup on people, style hair, and so on. Those things I do not mind so much.
It is the goddam fake enthusiasm, plus the real kind, that really gets to me.
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two days ago i was dangerously close to just grabbing my bag and walking straight out of my place of work. I sometimes cannot take it.
Oh, I clean things, put makup on people, style hair, and so on. Those things I do not mind so much.
It is the goddam fake enthusiasm, plus the real kind, that really gets to me.
So, I...
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suntlacrimae:
Blech! And I bet they didn't even do the Mary Catherine Galagher "super star" spirit fingers/crashing through tables bit either. That might have made it less insulting.
You are not a retail superstar, dahling, you are an ass-kicking, rockstar, baaaaaad motherfucker. Bitches better respect.
You are not a retail superstar, dahling, you are an ass-kicking, rockstar, baaaaaad motherfucker. Bitches better respect.
suntlacrimae:
p.s. You can always take out your aggression when you are putting makeup on people. Make the rich bitches have KISS makeup. Then send me pictures.
Fuck if my roommate's cat didn't piss in my room.
Now I am trying to pinpoint its exact location. I don't know why it is this hard. I suppose cat piss can dry over an 11 hour period of time, but I don't know. Its never happened to me before.
Work went surprisingly well. A ten hour shift is actually much better than a four...
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Now I am trying to pinpoint its exact location. I don't know why it is this hard. I suppose cat piss can dry over an 11 hour period of time, but I don't know. Its never happened to me before.
Work went surprisingly well. A ten hour shift is actually much better than a four...
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mr_zero:
That really sucks! Do they pay you for the holiday anyway? If so look at it the way I do - double time.
"There is no way kiss will ever do disco!"
"There is no way kiss will ever do disco!"
bailey:
holy shit! thats the best thing ever. miss bailey and miss bailey!
so...i'm studying psychology...or pretty much whatever interests me. i'm thinking of taking a printmaking class just for the fuck of it. i'll move on to grad school eventually, but for now...just weeee!
i work for the department of mental health. i deal with crazy people all day. which is not too different from outside work-life.
so...i'm studying psychology...or pretty much whatever interests me. i'm thinking of taking a printmaking class just for the fuck of it. i'll move on to grad school eventually, but for now...just weeee!
i work for the department of mental health. i deal with crazy people all day. which is not too different from outside work-life.
here is a sample of one of my crazy dreams:
am convinced that it is inspired by my having watched harry potter 4 the other night.
i had my own world (wow, thats original) that had the geological layout of the portland area, minus all the buildings. it was vury beautiful.
i had to do something, hence the epic journey part. i can't remember what...
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am convinced that it is inspired by my having watched harry potter 4 the other night.
i had my own world (wow, thats original) that had the geological layout of the portland area, minus all the buildings. it was vury beautiful.
i had to do something, hence the epic journey part. i can't remember what...
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l7rules:
dont worry ill bet if you have a sequal to the dream Rufus will somehow come back in all his glory!!!! 
Its 2:20 and I am wide awake.
I was a little bit sleepy earlier, but that seems to have passed.
I have been doing a lot of thinking about where I am in life lately. I have decided that I need to try harder to improve myself. I have been lazy about finding a good job, drinking too much, and basically not taking good care...
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I was a little bit sleepy earlier, but that seems to have passed.
I have been doing a lot of thinking about where I am in life lately. I have decided that I need to try harder to improve myself. I have been lazy about finding a good job, drinking too much, and basically not taking good care...
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l7rules:
perfect caption
ive had lame sleeping patterns for aboot a week or 2 now its not very fun
hope you slep lots tonight!!!
ive had lame sleeping patterns for aboot a week or 2 now its not very fun
hope you slep lots tonight!!!
elleseven:
and I am still going!
perhaps a record for me. hmmm. I wish I had more comics to read. Or a good, new book. Shopping?
perhaps a record for me. hmmm. I wish I had more comics to read. Or a good, new book. Shopping?
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michaelbrock13:
I had that day on tuesday!!!! 
michaelbrock13:
Not literally, I am sure that I was feeling about like that kid does in that pic though.
i need a nap. and i think i may call work sick. oh, i don't know. i may just need a break from myself. we will see.
l7rules:
i need a nap too badly 
i havent slept much but i have tommorow of and i dont wanna go to bed early and waste my time off i wanna get paid to sleep that would be awesome but since i cant i dont wanna be asleep when i dont have to be at my suck as job
i havent slept much but i have tommorow of and i dont wanna go to bed early and waste my time off i wanna get paid to sleep that would be awesome but since i cant i dont wanna be asleep when i dont have to be at my suck as job
joenobody:
well, trading punches with you would be okay, but only because you're cute.
So, I am teaching myself how to skateboard. Just for transportation purposes.
Last night on my way to work I only fell twice. No wounds that will become scars. I actually rode all the way home from work, too. I didn't crash once on that trip. I am getting good
my jeans have a few new holes in them.
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Last night on my way to work I only fell twice. No wounds that will become scars. I actually rode all the way home from work, too. I didn't crash once on that trip. I am getting good
my jeans have a few new holes in them.
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elleseven:
holy jeans abound9
joenobody:
i tried skateboarding for transportation once, but nothing in my town was close enough, so it sucked. good luck, and don't kill yourself!
doin better.
this weekend has been lovely so far. monovox took me to the beach, and we went to the aquarium and stayed in the f. scott fitzgerald room at the sylvia beach hotel. it was fabulous.
so, no more strip clubs for me in the near future.
not much else to say right now. the octopus was cool, and you gotta love sea otters.
this weekend has been lovely so far. monovox took me to the beach, and we went to the aquarium and stayed in the f. scott fitzgerald room at the sylvia beach hotel. it was fabulous.
so, no more strip clubs for me in the near future.
not much else to say right now. the octopus was cool, and you gotta love sea otters.
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starisea:
Yay! For friendedness! Teehee!
I loves me some tentacled sea creatures. Did you visit the touching pool at the aquarium? Tentacles are neat!
I loves me some tentacled sea creatures. Did you visit the touching pool at the aquarium? Tentacles are neat!
soix:
thanks for your comment...every comment means something to me
im jealous, btw......i need a body of water nearby and im not talking about stinkin' rivers ) i need to move back to an ocean. (the middle of the country is boring and closeminded)
im jealous, btw......i need a body of water nearby
and im not talking about stinkin' rivers ) i need to move back to an ocean. (the middle of the country is boring and closeminded)