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ellenelle

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Friday Apr 09, 2004

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Another day, another dollar.

Had another little scare the other day; the lady at the pharmacy told me that, gee wiz, she didn't mean to be glib, but christ, wasn't she sorry to get me back again.

The one thing I would bring to the masses, were I to take power: RU-486.

The second thing: compulsory bilingual education. I can hear them laughing at me from across the pond.

And one more: Books. Free Books. Everywhere. Artists would be caught and stuck into cages like wild animals. They would be the most sumptuous cages known to man; full of fruits and meats and/or delicately marinated and grilled tofu, and naked girls smiling smiling smiling. Or wait, it would work just fine with government or private sponsorship. This is assuming the school system says: HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! THE ARTS ARE ACTUALLY IMPORTANT!

As some author dude said, I would hate to see the state of the world without poetry. They wouldn't last one minute without poetry.

Yeah.

So there.

Sex toys and poetry and sammiches for all.

I like suicidegirls cause I can be as glib and as rude as I wanna. Nice. And girls don't hurt either.

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