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For some reason, I am horny as a motherfucker this week. It is mostly due to being in training for three days straight and being 1 of 10 women in a group of 140 people. A lot of my friends/coworkers are old navy guys so the conversation usually stays in the gutter with a lot of help from me. All I can think about is sex sex sex! Trouble is I really don't want anything to do with the one night stand thing so I have to take matters into my own hands (pardon the pun) until something steady comes along. Unfortunately, that does not seem to be cutting it lately.

Seriously. I made one of my friends go "whoa!" when I said "God help the next guy I am with." I guess I should actually be happy for him. As long as we drink lots of water and stretch every now and then, we should be fine.

Ugh, I am about to explode.

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On that note, here are today's lyrics:

I would like to wrap your hair round your neck like a noose
I would like to wrap your legs around my neck like a lock
You are my precious thing, thing of speed and beauty
You are my precious thing, as long as you remain beneath me
I will hold you down, I will hold you down
I will pin you down