Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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I am a miserable girl today. I just want to go get in my bed, surrounded by my books, and forget the world, including, but not limited to, you.
hyenahell:
if you haven't figured it out, yet... to post a picture on SG: right click on the image, and select "properties". copy the URL listed there, and paste it into your image tag. hope that helps... oh, by the way, i saw your post in PSW. i didn't just magically discern that you had this problem. blush
if:
You're right, the Tom Cruise satire interview IS fucking funny!

Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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I had a bad day and I'm hungry with no food in the house, and horny as hell.

*snaps fingers*

Dammit, no hot chef with a hard cock magically appeared.
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kaffeine:
Sex makes me hungry. Good thing I have take out food waiting for me!
chanel:
hahaha
that journal made me laugh..bahahaa

Sunday Jun 12, 2005

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So my friend Matt posted
a challenge for people to open up all of their MP3s on random and record the first
ten songs that came up. I did 20, 'cause it was interesting.

This took me a while, because I have over eleven hundred MP3s on this computer,
and most of them are categorized by folder, and the stupid player I use (Zinf, which...
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Sunday May 29, 2005

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valcapone:
I like the article idea, BTW. Bradshaw as in... Carrie? Yikes!
kaffeine:
Laura has to learn to put all of her comments into one post! kiss

Monday May 23, 2005

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P.S. I finally got bitten. And it rocked. Good thing it's the season for pretty scarves.
kaffeine:
mmMMMmm, bites.

I didn't say all women, just most. Which sucks, but isn't the be-all, end-all. And yeah, you rock. *smirk*

Friday May 20, 2005

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1) My eye makeup right now is rad. I look like a total skeeze.

2) HOLY FUCK, have you heard Imogen Heap?? She's so, so good. Love her. The song "Hide and Seek" makes me want to listen to nothing else ever again.

3) I need some raw, decent sex, with biting. Is that so much to ask? Evidently, yes. What's the point of having...
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troglodyte:
*bite*

chew?
kaffeine:
do i ever. need. to be bitten right now.

Thursday May 19, 2005

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Me Update: I feel okay, I s'pose. I need to get rich. And I need to lose some weight. I am not happy like this. We're approaching 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' territory here. But since I hate women who go on and about their size, time to shutty le me.

Food Update: I made wicked cheddar and green onion scones. Kick ASS. Taking some to...
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kaffeine:
I love your vocabulary: glomph! Wish I could partake in the scones...

And for the record, that is one of the only nice photos the dude took of me. The rest are pics of my arse looking huge and closeups of cellulite and pimples. Sexy.

Sunday May 15, 2005

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Things making me sad/irritable/teary today:

Listening to Ani DiFranco's 'Not So Soft' album. It still reminds me of Jenn so much, and I miss her today. Stupid dead sister. How could you just leave me? Yes, I know it wasn't easy, or as cut and dried as I somehow like to make it out in my head, but please understand it just hurts. Six years,...
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ichipulti:
okay you first!
lulumae:
I'm so sorry you've been feeling sad lately. But cheer up- I think you might just have the cutest goddamn cat in the world!

Friday May 13, 2005

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If there's one thing I hate, it's EVERYBODY BUT ME.

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irina:
Amen, sister.
kaffeine:
hmm, including me, that makes two people who hate me, and two people who love you. can we trade?

Tuesday May 10, 2005

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Attention: I have created a wishlist. It can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/104-0765360-1163943?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=11TK66L6015Q0

I think we can all agree that if you are any decent kind of person at all, you will go now, and purchase something for me.

Thank you for your consideration.
troglodyte:
I'm intrigued by #32.You can be the first to write a review!

And I just finished Villa Incognito. You can borrow it.
troglodyte:
If your ass becomes a separate country, I'm totally gonna initiate a coup d'etat.

If you know what I mean.
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